by Yung Microwave May 6, 2018
Get the Barnaclemug. An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought she had readied the house for company, she discovered a large bowl barnacle left by her husband, Krisen in the guest bathroom.
by Kjizzy May 6, 2018
Get the Bowl barnaclemug. by Over-Syndrome October 16, 2022
Get the Joe Barnaclesmug. where mackenzie duckworth and bradley sherrington shit in each others ears and rub their inny and outy belly buttons together until they poo and wee
by barnaclehead42 July 2, 2023
Get the barnacle bonanzamug. by Real_Bajesh March 7, 2024
Get the im goin barnaclesmug. An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought that she had readied the house for company, she discovered that her husband Krisen, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy May 6, 2018
Get the Bowl barnaclemug. Person who sits in chain coffee-shop on their lap top leeching the free wi-fi while making a flat-white last two hours, folk who might actually want a coffee can’t find anywhere to sit
by Nrob88 March 13, 2024
Get the data barnaclemug.