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Barnacle

some weird lumpy volcano looking shit that grows of shit

stay away from it my nigga
Nigga this barnacle shit got my pee pee hard...
by Yung Microwave May 6, 2018
mugGet the Barnaclemug.

Bowl barnacle

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought she had readied the house for company, she discovered a large bowl barnacle left by her husband, Krisen in the guest bathroom.
by Kjizzy May 6, 2018
mugGet the Bowl barnaclemug.

Joe Barnacles

Two white parents who "some how" had a black baby
Man why is my baby black? white thats some Joe Barnacles
by Over-Syndrome October 16, 2022
mugGet the Joe Barnaclesmug.

barnacle bonanza

where mackenzie duckworth and bradley sherrington shit in each others ears and rub their inny and outy belly buttons together until they poo and wee
leon: do you wanna do the barnacle bonanza?
shaun: no we're not bradley!!
by barnaclehead42 July 2, 2023
mugGet the barnacle bonanzamug.

im goin barnacles

When you pop your shit and the hoes are not, perchance, ready
"It's the way I pop my shit, the hoes not ready, im goin barnacles" - Carti
by Real_Bajesh March 7, 2024
mugGet the im goin barnaclesmug.

Bowl barnacle

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought that she had readied the house for company, she discovered that her husband Krisen, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy May 6, 2018
mugGet the Bowl barnaclemug.

data barnacle

Person who sits in chain coffee-shop on their lap top leeching the free wi-fi while making a flat-white last two hours, folk who might actually want a coffee can’t find anywhere to sit
Dave’s bought an espresso at Starbucks to sit & write his essay he’s a data barnacle
by Nrob88 March 13, 2024
mugGet the data barnaclemug.

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