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barker

A person who is 'all bark and no bite'.

Commonly acting threatening, but in reality they are really harmless. They are the complete opposite of a biter.
Jake, can you quit being a barker?
by that ominous guy April 13, 2015
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barkerize

exaggerate, hyperbolize, embellish when telling a story
Tom would always barkerize his stories to bring in a larger audience.
by barkingupthewrongtree May 12, 2024
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George Barker

George is an absolute cunt. He claims to have a metre defeater but has a cock the size of a tic-tac.
Fuck I really wanna curb stomp George Barker
by Dude8362 December 19, 2021
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Georgie Barker

Georgie is a beautiful, sexy, charismatic, slightly prejudice man, his mother is no longer with his father, he has 3 brothers of varying age, one being addicted to skibbidi toilet, he lives in Maidstone, Kent, UK. brown hair blue eyes, 5'9-5'10, his favourite food is burger sauce, he's a Femboy who likes to wear mini skirts and thigh highs (yes pls papa Georgie). many women love him for who he is and hate him for who he isn't, his mother bears a deep hatred for him and his father loves him but is ginger. I'm 90% sure he is a product of incest and has webbed feet. Georgie has been my boyfriend (im a straight guy) for 3.5 years now and i love him so much.
Paris- "Do you know Georgie Barker?"
Eli Sage- "Let me tell you of Georgie Barker,
Stunningly handsome, a true heart-stirrer.
With deep blue eyes, like the endless sea,
And long brown hair, so wild and free—
He’s a beauty, impossible to forget."
by DirtyDave2810 October 24, 2024
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kayleigh debra barker

She has huge cankels, that weigh her down when she walks. But she gives good neck ;)
by Nevaehisnotsugargay May 6, 2019
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pulling a Barker

To flash your balls accidentally at an old Vietnamese lady collecting sea weed.
This morning I was chased by an old Vietnamese man after he saw me pulling a Barker at his wife.
by derettahs October 14, 2020
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isak barker

doesn’t like being loved and cared about. Isak is a hoe. He never likes to go to school.
by thugginn November 28, 2023
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