Ruby Barker. Although at first on the outside she may seem unavailable and locked away, in reality shes the softest, biggest simp you’ll ever fall in love with. She’ll ramble on about nothing for hours on end... yet you won’t mind as her rambling is hilarious and is almost melodic in how rhythmic it is. Her pale pink lips give a smile that could kill someone on the spot. She has deep forest green eyes that you could very easily get lost in that seem to always say “I fear nothing... exCEPT FOR INSECTS DEAR GOD THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS”
“Hey, what’s that girl over there’s name?”
“Heard some dude call her Bee, but with an intoxicating grin like that... that’s definitely Ruby Barker.
“Heard some dude call her Bee, but with an intoxicating grin like that... that’s definitely Ruby Barker.
by Captain Snap April 09, 2021
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A gay from Goole who first started the trend of all gays putting their name on Urban Dictionary as an attempt at humour.
Why would anyone waste space on their Grindr profile with this rubbish, Steven Barker has a lot to answer for.
by PerfumedGal November 24, 2021
I was out for a run and stepped in some barkers logs
He's a big dog, how will you deal with the barkers logs?
The kids can not go to the park because people are not cleaning up their barkers logs
He's a big dog, how will you deal with the barkers logs?
The kids can not go to the park because people are not cleaning up their barkers logs
by photo_journ October 02, 2020
Person 1: Hey John can you help me with work today we've had 3 call ins and itll be a 16 hour shift if you dont
Person 2: Nah man I gotta really go home I think I might have a water leak in the basement
Person 1 to Person 3: Dude John just barkered us hard fml
Person 2: Nah man I gotta really go home I think I might have a water leak in the basement
Person 1 to Person 3: Dude John just barkered us hard fml
by CallMeDrew September 06, 2017
by barkingupthewrongtree May 12, 2024
Really really gay, always watching memes because they have no friends, most likely on tik tok and a massive bender because she bums squirrels
“Yo wonder what joes doing over the holidays”
“ he’s probably doing what a Flo barker would be doin”
“ he’s probably doing what a Flo barker would be doin”
by Chris peacock April 13, 2020