Barb Time

An arbitrary measurement of time that relates in no way to the actual passing of time. A minimum of double the amount of specified time.

Person 1: “Didn’t {person} say they were only going to be an hour? They left three hours ago!
Person 2: “Yeah, they’re running on Barb time”

by Feeling Ethiopian December 28, 2019

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barbed asshole

Anal fir the first time

Example:
Yo this girl got a barbed asshole

by Parap93 September 19, 2019

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The definition of to “barb” someone is when you accidentally cause the death of a friend or friends pet, yet hide the evidence and tell the family they just got lost.
This phrase is of course inspired by the netflix original “Stranger Things” where one of the main characters accidentally causes the death of her best friend Barbara Holland, and tells the family she is just lost.

Girl (watching a show): oh my goodness! He really told her he was just lost! I can’t believe she just got barbed!

by YouTubeJosh November 3, 2017

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barb fisher

A skinny fish stick like creature

You must be a barb fisher

by Madmax1217 November 18, 2017

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Barb Cocopalm

Barb is a lovely Person. She will always listen to you. She loves personality tests and if she starts to like something, she tries to find out everything about it. Her birthday is the 7th of February. She is an amazing writer, but she doesn't believe enough in herself and her writings. She's very honest with you and I think that's one of her best characteristics. She's very short but that doesn't mean she isn't dangerous. Barb deserves every bit of happiness you can give her. She is a strong person with very much emotions. She is one of the most beautiful and important people I ever "met" and I hope one day she sees how unique she is.

A: I don't know what to do
B: Call Barb Cocopalm- she is so fun and everyone likes her

by eefus maximus February 6, 2020

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