Banana

A type of telephone and weapon. This classic instrument of distruction is used in comedies as "jokes" but in all seriousness is unstopable force. As a telephone, a user usuallly says the classic line, "yellow?" In place of hello. Nothing can stop it. We are all doomed.

*user picks up banana
Guy1: Yellow? Who dis?
Guy2: This is your father. Moms dead
Guy1: looks like you and me are going to have to split!
*laugh track plays
Guy2: wait how tf are you calling me on a banana?

by GhostToastBanana April 20, 2019

Banana

another word that has been rejected by Urban Dictionary, much like pineapple.

Kate: mom?
Kate's Mother: What is it dear?
Kate: What's a ba-nay-nay?
Kate's Mother: You mean banana?
Kate: Yeah! .... what's that?
Kate's mother: Look it up online honey!
urban dictionary:

Its a fucking fruit for god sake you stupid fuck

by hewwo_its_kato November 25, 2017

Banana

A word that makes me upset for looking it up (almost as upset as looking up pineapple)

Who the fuck doesn't know what a banana is?!

by SadGirl4885 June 19, 2018

banana

Something to use when your boyfriend isnt around.

When my boyfriend went on vacation i had to use a banana instead.

by sherry & tiara March 3, 2004

BANANA

Acronym for: Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anything

A similar but more extreme label than NIMBY (Not In My Back Yard), used mainly to refer to suburbanites or environmentalist groups protesting the building of oil refineries, nuclear waste dumps, etc. near their property.

Did you see the BANANA group protesting the new strip mine?

by aethernet October 3, 2007

Banana

Yellow

"Banana is Yellow"

by Fun Facts! Fun Words! January 19, 2021

Banana

Only people with an IQ of 200 would search up the word banana.

Skurb: I watch Rick and Morty, and I am a massive fan skurb

Ricc: Rick and Morty suks and I eat banana

by Okgamerbro9001 June 10, 2018