Get the Billy Badgered mug.When I brought that woman from the bar last night she asked me if I wanted to lick her Brown Bagel, and I said Shit yeah!.
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When you launch semen in a girl's booty and throw her on the sand. The sand or dirt* then sticks to the released semen and creates a sandy ring or "sandy bagel" around the butthole.
*Advanced Technique: Evolves into a Dirty or Muddy Bagel
*Advanced Technique: Evolves into a Dirty or Muddy Bagel
Man 1: Hey you remember that Hella fine girl from that beach party?"
Man 2: Hell yeah bruh she had dat booty fo sho"
Man 1: Long story short...Gave that bitch a Sandy Bagel!"
Man 2: Hell yeah bruh she had dat booty fo sho"
Man 1: Long story short...Gave that bitch a Sandy Bagel!"
by The Bagel Bros. December 12, 2015
Get the sandy bagel mug.Similar to the likes of regular badger, but sideaways. It is an irregular badger indeed and can be used as an insult towards hooligans; raggamuffins and vaggabonds causing or creating mischief... Or any situation really.
That made no sense, you sideways Badger.
Stop that tomfoolery you sideways Badger.
Lay your scaley hands off my tender buttocks you sideways Badger.
Stop that tomfoolery you sideways Badger.
Lay your scaley hands off my tender buttocks you sideways Badger.
by MarzipanFire January 23, 2017
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Get the sketchy badger mug.When a man cums in his dates mouth, who then in turn spits the said cum back in his asshole whilst inserting a large dildo.
“Jim and James were drunk last night and gave each other slippery bagels”
“I picked up a granny at the pub last night and she insisted on giving me the slippery bagel”
“ listening to her sing was more painfull than a slippery bagel”
“ you disgusting slippery bagel”
“I picked up a granny at the pub last night and she insisted on giving me the slippery bagel”
“ listening to her sing was more painfull than a slippery bagel”
“ you disgusting slippery bagel”
by Woaks May 29, 2018
Get the slippery bagel mug.The name of an inn in Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time books. It's sign depicts a badger dancing with a silver shovel.
The phrase is somewhat infamous in that noboy actually knows what Easing the Badger actually means - people just assume it'll funny and quite lewd.
Jordan himself occasionally toyed with these assumptions without confirming anything.
The phrase is somewhat infamous in that noboy actually knows what Easing the Badger actually means - people just assume it'll funny and quite lewd.
Jordan himself occasionally toyed with these assumptions without confirming anything.
by LimitedSeahorse June 1, 2018
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