A small crying bald thing, with a cord coming out of its belly, usually wailing its eyes out and swinging at everyone because it was TOASTY WARM in its moms stomach. At least 'till mommy pushed and the doctor pulled it out.
Dude, www.urbandictionary.com could totally have my first born baby. I mean, what would I do with it?
by DshakeS June 29, 2008
Get the Babymug. Girlfriend: Im being attacked by a parasite.
Boyfriend: Eww, where'd u get it?
Girlfriend: You.
Boyfriend: How?
Girlfriend: You know how, i'm gonna name the baby Taylor.
Boyfriend: Eww, where'd u get it?
Girlfriend: You.
Boyfriend: How?
Girlfriend: You know how, i'm gonna name the baby Taylor.
by Theat kid that one time June 25, 2009
Get the Babymug. A young inexprienced dumbass especially a teenager who thinks that they know everything about the damn world but don't know shit.
Any grown ass person that is lacking maturity and responbility in thier life
Any grown ass person that is lacking maturity and responbility in thier life
Morgan Freeman: Ok Sams Im going to go back on my word just this once and let you back into my school because you're still a baby and you don't know shit.
Father: You think you're a man now son
Son: Im 18 and I do what I want to
Father: Remember one thing son as long as you're in my house and you're in high school your'e still a baby dumbass
Father: You think you're a man now son
Son: Im 18 and I do what I want to
Father: Remember one thing son as long as you're in my house and you're in high school your'e still a baby dumbass
by AJ Dunn February 27, 2009
Get the Babymug. Individual Ounces of Weed
by bumbaclot4220 September 26, 2011
Get the Babiesmug. What most teens think is a trend is actually them getting knocked up with one of these bundles of joy.
what you call one you love.
what you call one you love.
16 year old girl and boy:Lets have sex ( opps no protection boy comes inside anyway)
girl: oh no im gonna get pregnate we should keep the baby :)
boy: oh yeah ill be here the whole way and well be a family.
girl goes into labour: wahhhhhhh congrats...
boy: this is to much its over
girl: damn your father he left uss i should of wated and not been a little ho in my teens!!
girl: oh no im gonna get pregnate we should keep the baby :)
boy: oh yeah ill be here the whole way and well be a family.
girl goes into labour: wahhhhhhh congrats...
boy: this is to much its over
girl: damn your father he left uss i should of wated and not been a little ho in my teens!!
by cek32 October 25, 2010
Get the Babymug. by Crucial Babie June 9, 2003
Get the Babiemug.