AWOTRL

Almost Went Off The Road Laughing

So one of your boy's sends you a funny video whilst operating a motor vehicle? Boom you might have a AWOTRL moment.

Nobody rolls on the floor laughing anymore, real business takes place in the car.

by throat chopper June 30, 2011

awotta

awotta fire goes a long way.

awot, awotta, awotafire, awottafiregos, awottafiregoesawongway

by asdf66667878 August 6, 2011

Asbot

Though it started as a shortened version of the term Ass-Robot, it has become a popular phrase among forum users to describe a person of great intellect and integrity, or one who has high potential of becoming a moderator in said forum. Also known as Asbooty.

Danniel: You know that Austin guy from the chat room?
Matt: Yeah?
Daniel: We should totally Asbot him.
Matt: I agree

by Iggy Starcrust May 6, 2013

Abbottology

Endless repetition of three word slogans by Tony Abbott, Australian Prime Minister.

"he summarised his programme as ‘stop the refugee boats, end big new taxes, stop waste, pay off debt’" - Daniel Hannan, The Daily Telegraph (London) 26 Feb 2012

"An Abbottology - Axe the Tax, End the Waste, Stop the Boats... Axe the Tax, End the Waste, Stop the Boats..." - cartoon by Matt Golding, The Age (Melbourne) 6 Jun 2014

by Alberto Rosso June 5, 2014

Abbot late

When you want to let your friends know that you'll be a bit late but your auto correct thinks you are the head of an abbey of monks.

Matt or something: Going to be abbot late, probably like 730
Me: is Abbot late an expression?
Matt or something: lol it is now

by Larg0 June 16, 2017

abbott-stain

When one runs from the chamber to avoid a vote on an important issue.

see: abstain
see: Australian EX Prime Minister
see: Marriage Equality

The man was such a chicken - bitched about the entire process then coudlnt event vote cos he didn't want to be on the wrong side of history so he Abbott-stained.

by RoccosModernStrife December 8, 2017

Abbottated

When you're sitting on a juicy private message till you have virtual blue balls, then inevitably succumb to the temptation and publicise it like the weak-spined pussy we all know you to be.

The punk ass bitch Abbottated me to a bunch of innocent skiers who deserved better.

by Liberal Joe March 25, 2019