arse valve

the muscle which controls the opening and shutting of the anus

i was that scared,my arse valve was puckering.

by The love bandit March 14, 2004

Arse Pelican

This is the coloquial term for a pedo or butt dart champion, It is best you stear clear of these folk.

Phil is chadstones local ArsePelican

by No-thanx April 2, 2004

Arse Juggler

An arse juggler is the definition of a gay man who can not decide on what man's arse he wants.

Example:-

Gay Man 1- Frank is such a Arse Juggler he can never choose on me,john or edward.

Gay Man 2-I know man what a Arse Juggler.

by frank_the_tank13 December 27, 2009

Arse Crumpet

British version of ass twinkies

he is such an arse crumpet

by junkiejungwoo November 9, 2010

arse fist festival

Any situation where you find yourself in a place you don't want to be doing a task you don't want to do or one which is totally futile (such as being a wageslave at work).

Cameron: "have you caught a patagonian toothfish yet Dwayne"?

Dwayne: "I went to the local jetty but it was packed with amateurs, a total arse fist festival"!

by Bad Brians January 30, 2014

arse skating

When a man slides his penis up and down his partner's arse crack, gliding as though on ice.

Sometimes lubrication helps.

"Ahh man I was arse skating Andrea last night and jizz'd all up her back"

by Kittyburbank July 11, 2014

arse jockey

A person who rides another by mounting them and inserting a penile type object into their arse. Used as an insult to bummers...

That man over there is an absolute arse jockey!

by Bummer....... September 19, 2003