arse cheese

a light or dark brown pigmentation found on either sexs underwear, fingers, nose, tongue, which curiously smells of stilton or gorgonzola, perhaps parmesan...cheese strongly, almost to the point of revultion when in realization its probably from the bum-hole arse.

baby, you left some arse cheese on the towel/quilt again......

by mik63 August 17, 2007

Half Arsed

1. To complete a job to a very poor standard.

2. To start on a job and not...

Half Arsed (UK) aka Half Assed (US)

"From the latin Halficus Arseicus meaning British Builder"

by Sir Dale esq August 22, 2006

Arse invader

A gay gentleman who is pretty aggressive in nature.

“Gee that gay guy Wilfred is an arse invader. Keep your backs to the wall.” 🥴

by Zippy kyay December 02, 2019

arse-up

Australian, British, adjective :
head first. upside down.

He fell arse-up on the front lawn

by herbie August 16, 2004

arse carpet

the hair in a mans arse crack

Ewww I can see your arse carpet sticking out the top of your pants.

by Carolyn Bak October 24, 2006

arse nibbler

A person who likes to suck on Sphincters

Did you see John Howard with George Bush- what an arse nibbler!

by Barry Buttmunch October 30, 2003

mard-arse

A person that relishes in expressing his/her discomfort vocally (or whinges) at all times.

"Quit being such a mard-arse" (quit your whining)

by Kate November 30, 2003