Apple

It's a goddamn apple you retard what the fuck are you doing searching shit like apple?

You know what a fucking apple is, buttmunch.

by Whatthefuckareyouretarded August 4, 2012

apples

A secret code word for horny

Wow, you're making me apples.

I'm so apples I could have sex.

by casey rooney January 10, 2008

apple

a sun-burnt white person. Red on the outside, white on the inside.

Hey look at that surfing apple.

by Syk0-Assass!n June 12, 2003

Apple

1. A computer company that manufactures outdated pieces of crap for way too much money. 2. A system that is highly incapable of running any program or game in the world 3. Useless pieces of junk.

Let's go toss that apple off a 20 story building, all it does it take up space.

by RP123 May 4, 2005

apple

a computer company that says its computers are better but in reality are no better and even worse than PC's, for one they are hopelessly un upgradeable and another, the newest game for mac is starcraft...makes you think doesent it?

the only good thing apple has going for it is the ipod, and b/c they suck they had to make a pc compatible version

by Towelie February 26, 2005

apple

A sort of red fruit that grows on trees.

Organic apples look like caramel bunnies.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

Apple

The worst computer company in the world, next to dell.

Dude, i am thinking about getting an apple

Man, Yeah, u might as well get a Dell.

by Mac hater 1 August 7, 2006