Ape Cum 

A very delicious drink, Sweet yet salty. Great for your heart and soul.

1: Jacey The Horse loves to drink ape cum
2: Jacey: Neighhh!! I would like a bottle of ape cum please."

Ape Cum by Steve Jackson23 January 17, 2010

ape tackler 

A guy who always ends up with the ugliest girl out of a group of women.

(said to your bud after a long night) dude, that bitch was nasty, your such a fucking ape tackler.

ape tackler by Sexier Joe April 28, 2007

Ape Babe Sta 

Hot new exclusive/rare sneakers. All the ballers are wearing them

Also see Ape Bape Sta or Ape Bape

Ape Babe Sta by Lady K. November 19, 2004

Ape King 

The King of Thailand, better known as Bhumibol Adulyadej. he is known as such for his love of feet (at least according to Westerners!)

Peter: Who is that ugly ape?

Kulongkorn: That is our ugly Ape King.

Ape King by Toshmon January 16, 2008

Ape Donkey 

A person (always male) who can act like a bit of a dick at times (between 25-50% of the time) however is not as bad as a Wank Dog.

Question: "What do you make of that guy?"
Response: "He's an Ape Donkey!"

Ape Donkey by Tebsin September 19, 2010

ape cockery 

Noun/Verb: the act of conducting yourself in a socially unacceptable manner.

Examples include: dancing on/around vehicles in parking lots, blasting loud music that no one besides you wants to hear, etc.

I hate working Friday night, there is too much ape cockery going on in this parking deck.

ape cockery by Eric Moore-Avis January 28, 2014

ape gooch 

When one's taint is hairy and sweaty, not unlike an ape.

She wanted to lick my ass, but I have an ape gooch, so I told her to reconsider.

I survived a plane crash in the mountains by using my ape gooch to distill water.

You have an ape gooch.

Your ape gooch had a musky stench.

ape gooch by Chi facebook March 3, 2016