Pageant anxiety

The feeling that everyone in and or associated with the glam rock band Pageant secretly hates you and thinks you're weird and annoying

Dezzy left me on read so now my pageant anxiety is flared up!

by Mackenzie_2706s September 9, 2023

disconnection anxiety

The anxious feeling you get when you are having trouble connecting your laptop or mobile device to a wireless network.

OMG...I can't connect to the Internet...I don't know what's wrong...I've been offline for the last ten minutes...I've got a bad case of disconnection anxiety!

by E J Empire May 3, 2016

purchase anxiety

the feeling one gets when overspending, or spending money on something you shouldn't purchase.

I had so much purchase anxiety when I bought that new car I had to think about selling it!

by Caroline43001 August 2, 2009

Maid Anxiety

The feeling when you return to your vacation hotel room after going for a walk, with an intestinal explosion imminent, only to see the maid cart in the corridor near your room. There's a visceral feeling of panic when you realise you may have lost "home field advantage" for your imminent morning joy dump. Particularly relevant after a big night in Vegas.

Dave was looking forward to a good half hour post-breakfast sit down with a copy of ESPN magazine after his tequila and Coors meltdown when he spotted the dreaded cart and had a major attack of maid anxiety.

by Sculph January 17, 2010

approach anxiety

The butterflies feeling when you get in your guts when you want to talk to a HB.

I've got a real sticking point with women, I can't get over my approach anxiety.

by Mr_Nobody November 6, 2006

anxiety drinking

Getting fucked up when you are nervous as hell.

Sarah was anxiety drinking at the company event and ended up passing out in her plate of mashed potatoes.

by hockeyfan999999 September 20, 2016

TsGh Anxiety

One of the most notorious individuals on the Xbox gaming console. Hated by many people, and previously known as being the strongest DDoSer on the Xbox Live console between 2012-2014. You probably ran into him on Halo 3 and got your internet booted offline. He is not a major hacker, just an e-thug. However he has been known to dox many people and hack into a lot of websites.

TsGh Anxiety joined your Xbox LIVE party

*everybody leaves*
*last online 1 minute ago*

by Modemologist December 18, 2016