Punt

Football slang for a one night stand.

See also puck.

Rachel was just a punt from our game over in Toronto.

by Col. Dr. April 25, 2006

muff punting

literally, to punt a muff.

the female version of a kick in the balls. When you boot a chick in the gooch, punt her in the vagina, and so on..

"She dumped me, so me and the guys went over to the sorrority house to do a little muff punting."

by markus2 kaufmannnnnn December 24, 2005

Cunt Punt

To kick a female in the genital region, typically after pulling some SJW bullshit.

Yo, I really wanted to cunt punt Carol after she told me there were more than two genders.

by Kie-Guan Jinn January 27, 2017

Pray punt

To offer prayer as a concrete solution to a problem. To, literally, run the issue "up the ladder" and wait for God to figure it out, thereby relieving you of taking any real action.

I asked the director off my daughter's school if we could switch teachers. She smiled and told me she would pray about it. She totally pray punted the issue.

by Witty mommy September 04, 2014

punt a baby

(expression) meaning:
1. v. to release anger or frustration.
2. v. to entertain oneself randomly
3. n. baby-haters in general

1. I need to go punt a baby.
2. He went around punting babies all the time.
3. He was such a punt a baby.

by Grapico May 28, 2006

Pussy Punt

Kicking a girl in her pussy plain and simple

I'll pussy puntyou bitch.

by Deez nuts April 29, 2015

cunt punt

To kick a girl in her vagina

Nick, michelle got me so mad today I did a cunt punt and walked away. Lol

by Birdman2000 May 22, 2015