by FruitLeg January 29, 2020
Get the Cake Alertmug. A natural succession of blue alert and red alert. Brown alert is so serious, that it is on the verge of involuntary defecating into your pants.
(Red Dwarf: Back in the red Part 1) Cat: "Red alert? Let's go all the way to brown alert." Kryten: "There is no such thing as brown alert, sir!" Cat: "You won't be saying that in a minute!"
by Korbealad August 28, 2018
Get the Brown Alertmug. An update from either a news organization or a friend regarding another failed attempt to stop the BP Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
**Oiler Alert** Hi Nancy, Wow, the 2016 Summer Olympics were great! Btw, I just heard those incompetent fuckheads at BP botched another attempt to stop the oil spill.
by Guido66 May 30, 2010
Get the Oiler Alertmug. Term used to alert others to the presence of an attractive underage girl. Term is based loosely on the alert that goes out when a child goes missing or has been abducted.
by Tisfortodd February 19, 2008
Get the Amber Alert!mug. The tweeting of random crap with no purpose on the Social Networking/Micro blogging website "Twitter".
by @Tom4518 @alenka_m February 25, 2010
Get the Blurt Alertmug. Phrase uttered when encountering an unexpected hipster sighting in the wild. Can also be used to poke fun at a friend who just inadvertently said something hipster.
by parallel_master June 13, 2018
Get the hipster alertmug. A Google Alert (automated Google Search) set up for your own name or pseudonym, with the intention of keeping abreast of references of yourself on the internet.
My Ego Alert is all but useless - if only my parents hadn't named me Charlie Sheen. None of the hits it notifies me of are ever about my blog - they're all about the actor!
by rossruns February 20, 2011
Get the Ego Alertmug.