Fake Airpods Owner

Calling someone this will absolutely ruin them. They will be forced into social outcast for the rest of their school life until they change their appearance, usually bleaching their hair, making themselves look like they just had molten gold spilled all over themselves.

Hey, that blonde really looks like the fake airpods owner we saw back then in high school

by Artem_retarded March 1, 2021

AirPods

Just Apple's old EarPods except the wires are cut off, it has Bluetooth, and you have your AirPods! Just cut off the wires from your EarPods, Then, Bluetooth will be activated! Voila, you have AirPods! Oooh, Oooh! Turn'em into AirPods Pro by adding Eartips! Want AirPods Max? Glue'em onto Headphones, and your Headphones will become Wireless!

I won't define AirPods, You know what it is BRUH! I'll just fill in the damn requirements.

by SpecialAspieRyanBoi December 29, 2021

Airpodded

when someone takes your airpod

“damn Joe really just took my AirPod!”
“Joe totally airpodded you”

by uhlife June 5, 2020

two airpods, one case

A more modern version of, “two peas in a pod.” It’s when you and another individual(s) thinking/actions are so closely related that it’s uncanny.

We both wanted to get them a fruit basket for their birthday, we really are two airpods, one case!

by dona sweet November 7, 2021

airpods

if you don't have your poor

i love the new airpods

by I love Bobica February 24, 2019

airpods

for rich assholes

bella: you have airpods?
frankie: yea, don't you...
bella: no :( (shes definitely rich)

by fuckitupbabygirllll March 9, 2019

AirPods

Thing that you afford when you are too broke to buy wires.

HAHAHAH U BROKE CAUSE U BOUGHT AIRPODS

by minisebby04 February 19, 2019