Airpods

Something that make you unable to speck poor

me: Hay are those airpods

Rich person: Sorry I don't speak poor

by Shredded Cheese October 6, 2020

Airpods

Dumb little fucks that disappear in 0.3 nanoseconds of you buying them.

You: I just got some Airpods
Friend: But where are they
You: Fuck

by lorg rat March 17, 2020

Fake Airpods Owner

Calling someone this will absolutely ruin them. They will be forced into social outcast for the rest of their school life until they change their appearance, usually bleaching their hair, making themselves look like they just had molten gold spilled all over themselves.

Hey, that blonde really looks like the fake airpods owner we saw back then in high school

by Artem_retarded March 1, 2021

Airpods

a wireless version of headphones, made by the apple brand.

“i’m going to wear my airpods on a walk to the park”

by flqw3rzzz February 22, 2022

AirPoding

When a girl has two guys stick their cocks into her ears

“Hey John, wanna go airpod this girl with me?’

“Hell yeah Man, I love AirPoding! I call the left ear!”

by Potleafpanda21 March 13, 2019

Cupid's Airpods

n. The phenomenon occuring when two people are flirting, causing them to shut out all other sounds but each other.

Person 1: Did Tim and his gurlfriend ever make it out if the fire?
Person 2: Nah, they didn't notice that the building was ever burning up, talk about a case of Cupid's Airpods.

by Spoddes March 10, 2019

AirPods

Ew

Virgin: Hey man look at my new AirPods

Chad: ew beats are better

by Penisfucker69 December 5, 2020