agapio

a douchebag that everybody hates

girl: did you go out with that guy yesterday?
friend: no hes a real agapio.
girl:sucks for you

by sparkle sheep April 5, 2010

agapio

that kind of green diarrhea that you get after swallowing a large piece of green gum

1: hey, why didn't you come over yesterday
2:dude, i shat an agapio. i was on the toilet the whole day.
1:AN AGAPIO? that must have hurt
2: lets just say that my shorts arent white anymore

by white swallow April 5, 2010

agapios

a fucking backstabbing bitch and nobody likes him because we ain’t voldemort sis so if ur an agapios go fuck right off

did u like him

no he is an agapios

by alexandera sims October 16, 2019

araptic

the best player in a video game

gamers who have their tag as “Araptic” are the best players on the game

by Jack Childress December 3, 2020

Agoraphobia

The fear of, LEAVING YOUR FUCKING HOUSE AND NOT BEING ABLE TO GO TO FUCKING DISNEYWORLD AND HUMPING MICKEY MOUSE!

Bobby: Hey bud wanna go to disneyworld?
Albert: NO I HAVE AGORAPHOBIA AND IM SCARED OF MICKEY MOUSEEEEEEEEEEE!
Bobby: Fuck you!

by ShuBaby October 15, 2017

AGAP

Similar to ASAP, As Gay As Possible. Used when your gay heart just beats for as much gay as you can find.

Someone: I need to find a new series to get interested in.
Someone: Preferably it should be AGAP.

by que-pasta May 12, 2015

Agoraphobia

An illness usually self-diagnosed by the unemployed as an excuse to stay home and masturbate or play Wii.

-David Thorne

-Can you buy me some Jergens on the way back? My agoraphobia -and my current financial stare- won't let me do the shopping.

by ElDavidNG September 8, 2010