Someone that you feel an instant connection with when you meet, and then go on to give a silly nickname, yet deep down, everything about her is serious to you. When you meet someone like her, you'll never be able to match her energy because she's 100% pure and you're probably 200% a dumbass. You'll find yourself looking back at the most joyful times you've ever experienced in your life and you'll notice that she was there for every single one. Imagine, you're on a rollercoaster having the time of your life, you're also getting a massage while eating 5-star sushi and enjoying your favorite bubble tea, you're favorite songs blasting, and you're so overstimulated with the best feeling ever that you'll never be able to put it in words unless you write something ridiculous like this. But that's just the truth, she's the best you ever felt, that it feels ridiculous and unreal. But it's real and you don't know what you ever did to be able to deserve someone like her. But remind you, you're still a dumbass, you will hurt her when she does everything to make you feel better than feeling great. You don't get how you could ever hurt her the way you did. But you know you're sorry but no sorry can make up for what you did. But you'll still say it over and over again. I'm sorry cassie.
by I'm sorry cassie November 23, 2021
Meme dealer is a person who makes TABS mods such as Stalingrad 5. He can be found in discord such as Tabs mod center, The bee empire etc. Has a bee profile pic
by CLUBMASTERSUPREMACY January 01, 2021
Twitch down below or mild tingle in the female genitalia
originates from a pre-historic urge to reproduce
originates from a pre-historic urge to reproduce
by Robin De Bora February 25, 2005
i had rugby aka sex with my girlfreinds
by GInger 2011 December 27, 2010
Mother Margaret (she goes by the alias of Margie) is an obscure imperial (most powerful) lordess of Satanism.
Mother Margaret (aka Margie) persecutes nearly all people who are not Satanists and has the federal death penalty for attempted murder.
by ScienceBurt March 06, 2020
A BIG TIME POSER who says that he is amazing at everything but in reality he can't do anything but sit in his room and play video games. He says he can beat you at surfing and skating but is terrible at it. He is the biggest poser you have ever seen and is equally annoying. He believes that everyone likes him but in reality everyone talks mad shit about him behind his back. He comes from a family of wealth which is why he even has a girlfriend. He loves to start things he can't finish and refuses to "pull up." He brags about things he can do but can't do any of them. He is basically the worst person you have ever met and definitely the biggest poser. he tries to act all big and bad but he is really just a scranny little twig(or shrimp, either one applies). STAY AWAY FROM HIM AT ALL COST!!!!
"You having a conversation about surfing"
Noah:I bet I could surf better than you.
You:you couldn't paddle out 5 feet with arms like that shrimp
Noah: shut up
You:I'm just stating the facts,you say your great at everything but in reality you can't do anything other than sit at home and play video games by yourself because you never get invited to our Xbox parties.
Noah:I have more friends than you
You: no you don't, everyone hates you,even your girlfriend talks bad about you.
Noah:shut up
"All of this was don't over the phone in a group chat of course because he is too scared to say it to your face and the surfing conversation was at school when he was listening to your conversation"
Noah aka shrimp boat will never pull-up to u irl
Noah:I bet I could surf better than you.
You:you couldn't paddle out 5 feet with arms like that shrimp
Noah: shut up
You:I'm just stating the facts,you say your great at everything but in reality you can't do anything other than sit at home and play video games by yourself because you never get invited to our Xbox parties.
Noah:I have more friends than you
You: no you don't, everyone hates you,even your girlfriend talks bad about you.
Noah:shut up
"All of this was don't over the phone in a group chat of course because he is too scared to say it to your face and the surfing conversation was at school when he was listening to your conversation"
Noah aka shrimp boat will never pull-up to u irl
by Noah is trash April 17, 2019
Any man that gives a thumbs up to any definition of Nice Guy that depicts the Nice Guy as a good man who is harshly mistreated by women because all women want jerks. He will also give a thumbs down to any definition of Nice Guy that depicts the Nice Guy as he truly is: a whiny misogynist who thinks women are nothing but objects of his desire.
by Kaldne July 26, 2010