Lincoln's large luxury vehicle. Very common in the personal transport industry for it profound interior size/comfort. Shares the same platform as the Ford Crown Victoria and the Mercury Grand Marquee
by SVT Town Car November 10, 2008

Breaks parts not hearts
Loves everything about cars, and will spend his weekend at car meets and fixing up his own car.
Will save all of his money to get his dream car.
Loves everything about cars, and will spend his weekend at car meets and fixing up his own car.
Will save all of his money to get his dream car.
(car goes flying by)
Guy 1: "Hey, car guy going to another meet."
Guy 2: "I've been one of those meets, car guys everywhere."
Guy 1: "Hey, car guy going to another meet."
Guy 2: "I've been one of those meets, car guys everywhere."
by car_loving_guy January 20, 2021

The vehicle driven by the Porky Scotcher. It is a white van with a very peculiar arrangement of windows. It is known as a half-car because it has too many windows to be considered a van and not enough to be considered a car.
Monk: That's a weird vehicle. Neither van nor car but somewhere in between.
Dad: Yes Monk, the technical name is 'half-car'. Its a vehicle especially for fat security guards who think they're too important to drive vans.
Dad: Yes Monk, the technical name is 'half-car'. Its a vehicle especially for fat security guards who think they're too important to drive vans.
by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 1, 2009

Derogatory term for vehicle drivers, whose cognitive functions have been impaired by the act of driving.
Long term dependency on their car has caused their brain to atrophy to such an extent that they barely recognize pedestrians as human. The car brain will speed in parking lots where they share right-of-way with pedestrians, will block the entirety of a crosswalk while waiting for the green light, overtake bikes without giving enough room, splash pedestrians with water by hitting puddles at full speed, et cetera
Long term dependency on their car has caused their brain to atrophy to such an extent that they barely recognize pedestrians as human. The car brain will speed in parking lots where they share right-of-way with pedestrians, will block the entirety of a crosswalk while waiting for the green light, overtake bikes without giving enough room, splash pedestrians with water by hitting puddles at full speed, et cetera
by Chad Pedestrian August 29, 2021

by Charley Mais August 25, 2009

by Binman500 December 24, 2018

Slang for a COVID-compliant bar mitzvah ceremony held in a temple parking lot, with all participants safely socially distanced inside of their own cars.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2020
