The grade your Asian parents don't want you to get. If you get this, you're going to get spanked the hardest and loudest ever.
Parents: "Hey, what did you get on da report card?"
You: "I got an A in English, A in Social Studies, B in Math, A in Science!"
Parents: "Wait, what did you just say? B IN MATH!?!?!??!"
You: "Yeah... What's wrong with that?"
Parents: "You're Asian, not Bsian. Stupid ass kid. You should not be my kid. Your cousin Timmy already finished university at age FIVE! "
*SPANK
*SPANK
*SPANK
You: "I got an A in English, A in Social Studies, B in Math, A in Science!"
Parents: "Wait, what did you just say? B IN MATH!?!?!??!"
You: "Yeah... What's wrong with that?"
Parents: "You're Asian, not Bsian. Stupid ass kid. You should not be my kid. Your cousin Timmy already finished university at age FIVE! "
*SPANK
*SPANK
*SPANK
by asoijdoijw2qoij2qeijq2ioj April 25, 2023

by big johnny July 9, 2002

by wickedMA February 6, 2004

Agonizing Butt-Hurt. A term used to describe people on social media who post vague comments to make other people wonder about their well-being to get attention; and/or make a great big deal about every insignificant event in their life to make people feel sorry for them; and/or make inappropriate comments to other people about life being unfair out of ignorance because they believe that life is "harder" for them. Can be used as A&B or A-B.
John: I saw that Ashley said that she had to make the most important decision of her life today, is she okay?
Adam: Yeah, she's just painting her room a different color, she's pulling an A&B (agonizing butt-hurt).
Lindsay: I got six teeth removed on Monday, it hurts like hell.
Jack: Yeah, when I got one tooth removed, I thought I was going to die.
Lindsay: Are you serious? Don't be an A&B (agonizing butt-hurt).
Don: My kid has to go to the hospital for regular physical therapy sessions every week after being in the hospital for 2 weeks, it's exhausting.
Alex: Yeah, tell me about it, I had to take my kid to the ER twice last year, AND I had to take him to the doctor to get shots. Ugh, parenting sucks.
Alex is pulling an agonizing butt-hurt move.
Adam: Yeah, she's just painting her room a different color, she's pulling an A&B (agonizing butt-hurt).
Lindsay: I got six teeth removed on Monday, it hurts like hell.
Jack: Yeah, when I got one tooth removed, I thought I was going to die.
Lindsay: Are you serious? Don't be an A&B (agonizing butt-hurt).
Don: My kid has to go to the hospital for regular physical therapy sessions every week after being in the hospital for 2 weeks, it's exhausting.
Alex: Yeah, tell me about it, I had to take my kid to the ER twice last year, AND I had to take him to the doctor to get shots. Ugh, parenting sucks.
Alex is pulling an agonizing butt-hurt move.
by starduck96 January 28, 2015

Abbrevition for blood. but its a way of endearing somebody or adressing 'em. It definitely don't mean "boo" ,whoever the person was that wrote that.
by cute4rmday1 September 15, 2005

by MR RUSSIA April 16, 2005
