A person (or persons) who, despite much frenzied effort, take an exponentially greater time to find an answer to an obvious question.
Wife: what's the name of that song by Pink I love.
Me: pass me your phone and I will Google it
Wife: no I will do it. What. Do you think I am useless.
Me: Of course not darling.
5 hours later...
Wife: At last.. Give me one last kiss
Me: Fuck me. You are kidding. You are truly a Google Spaz.
Me: pass me your phone and I will Google it
Wife: no I will do it. What. Do you think I am useless.
Me: Of course not darling.
5 hours later...
Wife: At last.. Give me one last kiss
Me: Fuck me. You are kidding. You are truly a Google Spaz.
by The Brown Fox September 23, 2013

by baghead dresser April 14, 2022

The Pecker or "penis" of a Spaz or "Spastic". Subtly implies that the one whom the term is aimed at may have a deformed fella.
by Dick the sip January 13, 2010

A disabled parking badge giving disabled drivers or their carers the god given right to park where the hell they bloody well like. Can also be used to ponce free admittance into popular theme parks.......
by paolo depanda July 11, 2011

sarcastic term for a chick who freaks out a lot; the LJ handle of one of the sweetest girls on the planet
"Hey, what took you so long?"
"Whatcha think? Lady Spaz here had to call her mama first..."
"Dude, you got yourself one grade-A lady spaz."
"Whatcha think? Lady Spaz here had to call her mama first..."
"Dude, you got yourself one grade-A lady spaz."
by Tenne August 27, 2005

by spazy May 13, 2006

A prescription, Methylphenidate (Ritalin)
, drug that was widely given to both children and adults to sedat them and focus their minds. Not as widely used as it once was because of stigma and rumors of misuse.
, drug that was widely given to both children and adults to sedat them and focus their minds. Not as widely used as it once was because of stigma and rumors of misuse.
by bsol January 7, 2005
