Google Spaz

A person (or persons) who, despite much frenzied effort, take an exponentially greater time to find an answer to an obvious question.

Wife: what's the name of that song by Pink I love.

Me: pass me your phone and I will Google it
Wife: no I will do it. What. Do you think I am useless.

Me: Of course not darling.

5 hours later...
Wife: At last.. Give me one last kiss
Me: Fuck me. You are kidding. You are truly a Google Spaz.

by The Brown Fox September 23, 2013

spaz-moz

when you act like your on drugs but your not

aka a little bit special

friend- *crackhead actions *

you- “mate your a right spaz-moz you like”

by baghead dresser April 14, 2022

Spaz Pecker

The Pecker or "penis" of a Spaz or "Spastic". Subtly implies that the one whom the term is aimed at may have a deformed fella.

It's your round John. Leave it out you Spaz Pecker, I just got the last one in!

by Dick the sip January 13, 2010

spaz badge

A disabled parking badge giving disabled drivers or their carers the god given right to park where the hell they bloody well like. Can also be used to ponce free admittance into popular theme parks.......

make sure the spaz badge is out, the bus will have to stop somewhere else

by paolo depanda July 11, 2011

lady spaz

sarcastic term for a chick who freaks out a lot; the LJ handle of one of the sweetest girls on the planet

"Hey, what took you so long?"
"Whatcha think? Lady Spaz here had to call her mama first..."

"Dude, you got yourself one grade-A lady spaz."

by Tenne August 27, 2005

spaz attack

a attack when you get consernd about everything
that just happend. when you get very anoyed

don't have a spaz attack man

by spazy May 13, 2006

spaz shuttle

A prescription, Methylphenidate (Ritalin)
, drug that was widely given to both children and adults to sedat them and focus their minds. Not as widely used as it once was because of stigma and rumors of misuse.

Bob: Dude are you still ridin' the spaz shuttle?
Tom: Know I switched to one of it's cousins

by bsol January 7, 2005