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The Han Solo

The Han Solo occurs when you are sitting across a table from a lady at a seedy cantina (although a restaurant will do in a pinch). You then jizz on her under the table. Congratulations, you have completed "The Han Solo." Make sure if there are any other guys present, you jizz first.
"Hey, John. So we were out at Romano's earlier and I totally pulled The Han Solo out on Rebbecca. She was pretty pissed when she found out. Yeah, as a matter of fact, this is my one phone call. You know a lawyer?"
by F201 October 17, 2008
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Guitar solo

ONE OF THE BEST THINGS ABOUT HEAVY METAL! Mosh pits are made during this!
Yeah! HERE COMES THE GUITAR SOLO!!
by Squeky Clean December 7, 2004
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han solo

A smart Star Wars orientated euphemism for jerking the gherkin / the 5 knuckle shuffle / having a wank.
I have to say, I had an absolute world class han solo last night.
by Jacko33 June 20, 2007
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anti solo

A guitar solo that is kind of crazy and largely improvised on the spot, usually with lots of feedback and crap like that.
by Neathums September 21, 2006
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solo massage

Masturbation. See also wankerbate, jack-off, spank it, pet the monkey, choke the chiken, and pitch a tent.
Can't chat now, I'm in the middle of a solo massage.
by Justion Bailey October 2, 2003
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Solo Artist

A musician that works on their material/songs in a primarily solo state.
There are plenty of solo artists in the music industry.
ex. The rapper Eminem , rapper 50 Cent , rapper Solitude , rapper Xzibit , rapper Dr. Dre , singer Tom Jones , legend Elvis and many others
by J2d January 3, 2009
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hands solo

I'm going off for a little hands solo with this 25th anniversary DVD
by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004
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