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What one gets paid when living in Florida.

Kristen asked me how much I got paid in Florida, but she didn't know that pure black tar columbian cut mickey mouses is a form of currency.

by theguy1950837609348436 November 29, 2017

Mickey Mouse fucked up by his daughter

When a hip-hop/rap song is performed by a male is sped up to times 1.3. (Shortened to MMFUBD - Muh-fuh-bid)

I was bored, so I listened to 'Lil Wayne in MMFUBD (Mickey Mouse fucked up by his daughter) mode.

by lover of cum January 16, 2009

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

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by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

Mickey Mouse

QUACKITY.

What a bunch of feral boys. And then there Mickey Mouse I guess

by Mickey Mouse. Feral boys April 14, 2021

Mickey Mouse ears

Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.

Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!

"WHAT!?"

by 'WolfMyer' August 8, 2019

Mickey Mouse Day

A day where you wear all Mickey Mouse merch. October 30

It’s Mickey Mouse day so I’m wearing my Mickey shirt.

by Andy Andy October 27, 2019

Mickey Mouse

Black dude wearing red homemade pampers

Guy 1 Hey you saw that mickey mouse guy over there.
Guy 2 Ya he got nice tights. *laughs

by world girl pbs kids April 15, 2020