by Anonymous September 29, 2003
The act of taking only your ball sack out of your pants, choking the balls tightly to the bottom of the sack tightly with your fist, and then standing nonchalantly next to a friend in an attempt to get him or her to look them unknowingly. When and if they do look, you must bleat loudly, mocking a sheep.
That lousy Ralphy got me to look at his lamb brains the other night… and it was while I was eating too.
by Ted N. Renner April 20, 2006
by kaiserrr July 27, 2021
To get Ryan Lambed is to get so fucked up that you’re rendered mentally handicapped. While Ryan Lambed, you’re extremely ignant and incapable of making rational decisions. All motor skills are reduced to about 30% of normal functionality while Ryan Lambed.
I got Ryan Lambed off my fucking balls the other night and kicked in someone’s front door. Needless to say I ended up in the back of a police cruiser.
by PB Richie February 23, 2019
by Max the idiot September 15, 2022
When an alpha male dips his elongated ballsack into the gaping chasm of his submissive female’s anal cavity, followed by punching her in the back of the head causing her asshole to contract forcefully around the male’s testicles, thus marking the lambs
I fucked her so hard in the ass that she squirted substance all over my cock and balls so next thing I knew I was violently Marking the Lambs !
by xXHyamSteamLordXx August 21, 2019