Jonathan

This guy is an arse. If you know you are going to meet them have a shotgun at the ready. This guy will backstab you whenever it benfits him.

Dude, that guy's a Jonathan

by Cabbagethegreat November 22, 2017

Jonathan

a boy who comes off as quiet, sweet, and goofy in a shy way, but once you get to know him, he becomes a guy with a wide sense of humor, someone who will melt (and steal) your heart, and is very mature for his age. he thinks he's slick, and either gets his heart broken or does the breaking. don't date a Jonathan unless you plan on getting married, bc you'll never get over him

I don't know why, but I just simply cannot get over Jonathan

by cherrybearly March 27, 2020

Jonathan

Verb. When someone replies in stale or dry text messages, such as "k", "Oof" "Yee", etc.

My ex broke up with me because I would always Jonathan when we would text.

by That1buscus April 12, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan is a very kind guy who has great taste in music. You can trust that he will always be honest with you and give you the best advice. He is always there to listen no matter what time a day or night. If you meet a Jonathan make sure you treat him kindly because he is a king and deserves the best.

I was on the phone with Jonathan all night, it was so fun!

by Radkid April 16, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan is a short, lazy bearded man, who looks like he lives under a bridge. But besides all this jonathan is a good friend who is usually there for you, even if he isnt good at expressing it.

jonathan: ur dumb

by LordGrapeFruit May 8, 2020

Jonathan

A Jonathan is a great listener and friend that always gets around crowds. He is great with socializing and easily makes new friends. He loves sports and trains allot and girls like him for that. He is the most like-able person on the work floor. Not the most trustworthy boyfriend since he gets allot of attention and he usually never has a longterm relationship because he doesn’t like boredom. He loves adventure and trying out new things and he never stops exploring boundaries. He is very creative and often travels allot and has a very open mind. He will never judge anyone negatively and he is the best friend there could be! You need a Jonathan in your life if you want an adventure buddy!

“Jonathan is always traveling or busy with trying out new things!” Yep that’s Jonathan, he always find himself new things to do. He can never sit still!

by 6_Dana1703_ May 13, 2020

Jonathan

A very sexy boy. Girls love his smile and he is a good kisser. He is very active with friends and sports. He is a flirt.

Jonathan: "Smiles"

Girls: "Sooo cute"

by 0690 February 17, 2020