Flapper

A large, flattish booger that really waves hard or 'flaps' while dislodging, especially on it's way out.

He was stuck, gazing at the inside wall of the bus stop, intently focused on a very big booger. "That's a MAJOR flapper," he exclaimed.

by fancy tailed Tree-Rat November 24, 2021

booger flapper

A booger that is stuck in your nose, flapping up and down.

Yuck! Go blow that booger flapper out of your nose!

by Kimfai October 10, 2022

mc flapper

a fat boy getting jizzed in

k8tmontbille getting mc flapper by steve jones mouth saying agagagagag parfita

by katie montville albino May 26, 2008

flesh flapper

one of those hand dryers in public restrooms that blows the hot air so hard that the fat and skin on your hands flaps around.

Person A comes back from the restroom
Person B: That took a while
Person A: Yeah, there was a flesh flapper in there, I spend a while watching it blow around the skin on my hands.

by Klemintina March 15, 2011

Salad Flapper

A person who flaps their salad (ie. spews bullshit)

- "All I'm saying is that Guy is a fucking coward"

-"Hey bro, don't flap your salad"

-"I ain't no Salad Flapper"

by Danny Do Shit May 15, 2015

willy flapper

A special type of kite shaped like a fat penis, only to be used by the male species and Connor.

OMG man his willy flapper has gone saggy!
Of course it has, there's no wind pull on the dangly bit at the end.

by Shaniqua.lickes.bum December 10, 2015

Flapper Dapper

A rim job, but the receiver has hemorrhoids. The giver may or may not be aware.

My date gave me an unexpected flapper dapper last night and my flair ups are horrible today because we had Thai for dinner.

by Bogus6 May 26, 2023