your dad

a fictional character said to be on a legendary quest to find cigarettes and milk

your dad is a fictional character

by wejfoiwjefo September 21, 2022

Your dad

Non-existent

Your dad went to get the milk!!

by H15 April 7, 2022

Your dad

used in only this specific situation...

Stupid horse girl: What did y'all do this weekend? Crackheads like me: Your dad
Stupid horse girl: I don't get it, I meant like an activity...

by yourdadthiqq69 August 30, 2019

Not your dad

I'm not half-a-retard so how could you possibly be my father?

A retard "I'm not your dad!"

Hym "Why? Am I drooling on myself or something? Do I look like half-a-retard to you? Because what are you fucking idiots going to do without me other than get roast by the climate change? Your ass is going to be a popsicle the day after I die from brain fluid."

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

nick’s your dad

You got caught in a lie and needed to work your way out of it.

Oh man, I heard you went to the DMV and forged a signature. Well, nick’s your dad.

by Graitbigliar March 29, 2024

Your Dad

Used rarely if you cant find any joke except for your mom.

knock knock
whos there?
your
your mom?
no
your who?
your dad
cmon brad, that joke was shit

by nobody's brother November 7, 2021

Your DAD

It is often a offensive joke as people will cry about it.

guy#1: hey when it it friday?
guy#2: when is your dad coming back?

guy#1: when is it the end of the lesson
guy#2 when is your dad going to come back?

by Heres_Jonny February 10, 2022