Your dad is mine

lol dilf

blah blah Your dad is mine (dilf)

by claireisadilf June 17, 2021

Not your dad

I'm not half-a-retard so how could you possibly be my father?

A retard "I'm not your dad!"

Hym "Why? Am I drooling on myself or something? Do I look like half-a-retard to you? Because what are you fucking idiots going to do without me other than get roast by the climate change? Your ass is going to be a popsicle the day after I die from brain fluid."

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

Your Dad

Used rarely if you cant find any joke except for your mom.

knock knock
whos there?
your
your mom?
no
your who?
your dad
cmon brad, that joke was shit

by nobody's brother November 7, 2021

Your DAD

It is often a offensive joke as people will cry about it.

guy#1: hey when it it friday?
guy#2: when is your dad coming back?

guy#1: when is it the end of the lesson
guy#2 when is your dad going to come back?

by Heres_Jonny February 10, 2022

Your Dad

got milk

Your dad went to get milk then when he came back you won the lottery.

by The Generic One May 19, 2022

I banged your dad

I couldn't find your mum

You don't have a mum so I banged your dad

by yeetmeworld May 17, 2023

Your-Dad-Never-Comeback

U habe o milk

Your-Dad-Never-Comeback with the milk

by urmomissofattts October 28, 2022