Your MOM 

It's referrering to one's mother. And how she needs to do her dog.And is not referring to your mother at home

OMG YOUR MOM! She's such a hoe!

Your MOM by That's Hot March 8, 2005

your mom 

Used when no other explaination is necessary or there is no right answer.

OR

What you say when someone stated the obvious and there is no other way to break the awkward silence.

You: "So, why did you decide to sell your children as black market sex slaves and start regularly injected acetone into your veins?"

Me: "Your mom."

Or

You: "That homework was the easiest thinkg I've ever done."

Me: "Your mom was the easiest thing I've ever done!"

your mom by njadams10 January 10, 2008

your mom 

what people say because they are to damn stupid to think of anything else...

person 1: dude i just walked into a wall...
person 2: your so damn stupid...
person 1: YOUR MOM!

your mom by Homey wiz focizal February 27, 2008

Your mom 

The person who gave birth to whom you are addressing, not necessarily a joke.

"Your mom is a very nice lady."
"It was good to hear from your mom the other day."

Your mom by AdamOpp May 16, 2010

your mom 

a funny answer to any question, and i mean any question. best used to really piss someone off and possibly fight you if they get pissed enough.

Guy1: is your mom wearing tye dye again? she looks like a fuckin rainbow.

you: that reminds me tell your mom not to run rainbow colored lipstick, everytime she blows me she calls me skittles.

random dude: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh snap

your mom by Jay Keast May 21, 2007

Your Mom 

A word used by unstable 30 year old men who spend all day in lesbian chat rooms and can no longer masturbate because of excessive raw skin...

Person 1: "are you in lesbian chat rooms again?"
Person 2:"well....uh...YOUR MOM!

Your Mom by Jerry Rules! September 21, 2005

your mom 

A phrase employed as a last ditch effort to save yourself in an arguement, avoid work, insult someone or simply when you have nothing else better to say.

Alex, did you do the rest of our very important project that's due today?

Errr..

You DIDN'T do it?! I can't believe how irisponsible you are!

I didn't do the project, but I did do your mom.

your mom by DJ Silly Hat January 8, 2008