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I made this definition from the top of my head sorry if this isn't what it means
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I made this definition from the top of my head sorry if this isn't what it means
Emily: hey Rebecca how was the candy crush yoga totals?
Rebecca: I got a 19282819,292918189 score, so it went great!
so it like scores
Rebecca: I got a 19282819,292918189 score, so it went great!
so it like scores
by green is the best color August 6, 2022
Get the yoga totalsmug. by Ivanbs February 2, 2007
Get the rectal yogamug. An individual who likes to appear as though they are whole in health. The term can also be used to diss a yoga poser on the sly.
Signs of a yoga poser:
1. Lulu lemon garb. Exclusively.
2. Drinks health beverages in public, such as herbal green tea, but then returns home to down litres of Lipton green tea.
3. Brags frequently about weekly yoga sessions, though they have probably attended less than one.
4. Uses impressive Sanskrit terminology to sound yoga savy.
5. Professes an interest in "good music" but in reality listens to Taylor Swift or some garbage.
Signs of a yoga poser:
1. Lulu lemon garb. Exclusively.
2. Drinks health beverages in public, such as herbal green tea, but then returns home to down litres of Lipton green tea.
3. Brags frequently about weekly yoga sessions, though they have probably attended less than one.
4. Uses impressive Sanskrit terminology to sound yoga savy.
5. Professes an interest in "good music" but in reality listens to Taylor Swift or some garbage.
Yoga Poser: Oh my goodness, that Jalandhara Bandha yesterday made my quads soooo sore!
Normal Person: Is that an Oh Henry I see in your pocket?
Yoga Poser: Wha? No, that's a fruit supplement bar...
Normal Person: Do you even know what quads are?
Normal Person: Hahahaha man, Ophelia is such a yoga poser!
Another Normal Person (quietly): Ya, what a flake!
Ophelia: Uh, what?
Normal Person: It means you're a yoga professional. Way to be.
Ophelia puts in headphones.
Normal Person: Is that Taylor Swift?
Ophelia: Um...no! (flustered) It's "insert good band name here"
Another Normal Person: Sure it is. (winks at friend)
Normal Person: Is that an Oh Henry I see in your pocket?
Yoga Poser: Wha? No, that's a fruit supplement bar...
Normal Person: Do you even know what quads are?
Normal Person: Hahahaha man, Ophelia is such a yoga poser!
Another Normal Person (quietly): Ya, what a flake!
Ophelia: Uh, what?
Normal Person: It means you're a yoga professional. Way to be.
Ophelia puts in headphones.
Normal Person: Is that Taylor Swift?
Ophelia: Um...no! (flustered) It's "insert good band name here"
Another Normal Person: Sure it is. (winks at friend)
by OhCocoa June 24, 2011
Get the Yoga Posermug. by Massiveass April 5, 2017
Get the nude yogamug. by Christyjoyjr June 5, 2015
Get the Yoga Rapemug. The insanely unrealistic twisting two homosexual men would have to do to in order that they would each be simultaneously penetrating the other. In the ass.
No mouthsies!
No mouthsies!
‘Darth Vader looked at the drop of sweat rolling down Möbius’s back, over the taint and on to the top of his face, which finally fell sensuously off his nose and into his mouth. From the single twist of Möbius’s sinewy back and the way he was giving himself head, Darth knew he was in for a treat of hyperspatial Brighton Yoga.’ – Probably some fanfiction somewhere.
by 535 February 21, 2012
Get the Brighton Yogamug. by Downhearted November 8, 2013
Get the yoga firemug.