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Womp and Circumstance

The anthem which is played on graduation day/night for those who didn't meet the necessary academic standards for graduation, or in other words, for those who womped in school (to make use of the word coined by T.J. from the cartoon series, 'Recess')
(In the setting of a high school auditorium):

"Oh, they're playing 'womp and circumstance', Charlie should be processing out any second."
by Motieu September 12, 2011
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Womp-Nuggets

Inadequately sized fecal matter. Generally shaped like nuggets or small pebbles, Womp-Nuggets generally occur when the nugget producer is expecting to dominate the bowl with a lumberjack sized shit.

May also be used as an expression in place of "Darn."
Damn yo, I thought I was gonna clog that piece fa sho! I ate two double cheesesteaks and Womp-Nuggets were all I gotz.

Womp-Nuggets!
by olletsoCT January 6, 2012
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Wompletoph

Type of johnson brat worst slapped across the skin of another person or being.
Stacey I went home last night and woody slapped me with the wompletoph
by Alcohalin' ass November 8, 2017
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womplain

A portmanteau of woman and complain. Unlike traditional complaining, when one womplains, the objective is not to state a specific grievance as much as it is to make the listener aware that one is feeling lousy about a situation or generally unsatisfied with the other person. It is not possible to defuse the situation until the speaker has stated everything they believe to be wrong about the topic they are womplaining about.

Common attributes include bringing up the past, accusations of not being understood, and refusal to elaborate when requested. Topics are usually ones which can be - and perhaps have been - discussed during normal conversation, but whose previous outcome was not satisfactory to the womplainer.

Not to be confused with an argument, in which both parties are permitted to state grievances and offer counterarguments.
As soon as I got home last night my wife started womplaining about me getting home late.

Womplainer: You never take me anywhere nice.
Target: I had no idea, you've never said anything.
Womplainer: Don't interrupt! Let me finish womplaining!
by KyleTown May 29, 2018
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womp

when something wrong and you can't saying anything but womp
billy : i just kill my mom and took her credit card

sams: womp
by ayboned December 17, 2018
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Wmpph

Why my pp hard
by kailetlover1269 January 8, 2020
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womp

to hit something. Juul, blunt, joint, etc.
Yo Steve you mind if I womp your juul bro I haven’t had nic all day.
by shanemoney420 February 2, 2020
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