wolverine

A stout, hairy, homosexual midget. A shorter version of a bear.

I used to be into effeminate fat guys but now I'm attracted to wolverines.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

Wolverine Back

The scratch marks on a man's back after sexual intercourse.

Alex: "How was the sex last night?"
Steeler: "It was amazing but I have a bad case of wolverine back today."

by Yeet-le-yeet October 14, 2020

wolverine3339

a guy who is a pro but annoying af

that guy is so wolverine3339

by obamos3718 October 13, 2021

wolverine

a wolverine is an aliatairstewarts

oh min u havent shaved in ages ur looking like wolverine

by bigmoich2007 November 26, 2021

Wolverine Juice

Lortab mixed with bourbon and redbull

"My fellow X-Men, I was tired but I drank myself a tall glass of Wolverine Juice" -Professor Charles Xavier

by Ceezus June 7, 2023

Wolverining

When you glue two butter knives to the knuckles of your middle and pointer finger and finger fuck your self or others.

God I love Wolverining myself till completion every night

by AbortedBaby69 September 24, 2023

Wolverine'd herself

When a woman with long acrylic nails stabs the inside of her vagina while pleasuring herself

did you hear about Emily? she wolverine'd herself

by averageonlineguy March 2, 2025