Twister wizard

When the female sucks the dick while twisting her hands up and down the cock handle.

Wow.. Babe, I didn't know you knew how to give that twister wizard.

by Poopiedoos696969 September 3, 2021

level 30 wizard

a person who by the age of 30 has not yet had sex.

this tuesday i'll transform into a level 30 wizard

by LillFluffMuffin January 10, 2017

Harry Potter and the fucking wizard

The sequel to Mario Bro’s the first ever video game

Did you know that the second Mario brothers wasn’t even actually Mario 2? Yeah! It was actually a Japanese game called “Harry Potter and the fucking wizard”

by ECFDemon64 February 9, 2022

Wizards Sleeve

When a ladies lower region has been hammered that much it has expanded and seems to have no end

"her snatch is like a wizards sleeze"

by Chuck Hernandez January 26, 2004

Wizard Status Incel

When a man has reached the age of 50 and does not know what a breast feels like, he is granted occult powers from Satan, which include (but are not limited to): power over the weather, mind reading, levitation, the gift of foreknowledge etc...

Chad: "Jim just turned 50 and is still an incel".
Stacy "He's now a Wizard Status Incel..I hope he uses his powers for good instead of evil".

by WizardInBlack November 21, 2021

Bacon Wizard

A sexy wizard of bacon , forged from souls of bacon and who hath fully mastered the powers of bacon, a Bacon Wizard's enemy is the vegan alliance

"On this thine day the bacon wizard of old banished the vegans to the depths of hillshire farms." ~The Bacon Wizard

by The Bacon Wizard February 15, 2014

Sky Wizard

A wizard who lives in the sky. The wizard typically does many miracles but have yet to show themselves. A famous Sky Wizard is commonly known as God.

Sally: Hallelujah!!! God healed my son's diseased leg!

Me: Actually, that was the doctor...

Sally: NO! GOD HEALED MY SON! GOD IS ALMIGHTY! PRAY TO GOD OR YOU WILL FACE HIS WRATH!!

Me: Okay, let's see. God, if you are out there please strike me down with your lightning or whatever you Sky Wizards can do. *Waits 5 minutes* Well, I guess that just proves it.

Sally: GOD DOESN'T ANSWER RIGHT AWAY!!

Me: And that's why no one believes in him.

by Rhymes with Shnom Snoose. June 14, 2010