slow-witted

having a mind that works slowly and ineffectively

jesus, what a slow-witted

by grena February 22, 2010

Wetty

Someone who has to stop playing football when it starts raining. Can be applied to wider uses

i can't believe he is leaving the pub at 10pm, what a wetty

by Dictionary Giles January 18, 2015

Witten

A sweet sweet kitten

Oh look, it's a basket of wittens!

by R.T.Russell January 29, 2009

wittchu

1. "Wittchu" is shorter slang for "with you." It is pronounced "witt-chu" sounds kind of like "witch-you" but it has nothing to do with a witch, halloween or anything else like that as far as the word's slang definition.

1. I was wonderen wassup wittchu today man!

Which in other words means...

I was wondering what's up with you today, man! or

I was wondering what your problem is today. or

I was wondering what you are doing today. or

"Ebonically" (in Ebonics)

(*Hint Hint*) >>>> Can I hang out with ya today?

Inferring that: (I aint got anything else goin' on man, so maybe I can chillax with you.)

by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010

Witted

Witted is the state of absolute stonedness . Without your witts as a result of the high derived from the use of Ganja anywhere near mount bachelor during the 1990s . Let’s get witted !

Let’s get witted ! Meet me at the Witt cave and get witted. Bro , that chick was hella witted . Hey friend , did you bring your witts ? Sweet ! Let’s get witted

by Kelronhubbard February 13, 2018

Wity

Something absolutely stupid and terrible that no one in their right mind would actually want or like.

This is really a fucking Wity idea.
Witwroese is really Wity

by Drultime April 30, 2020

Finn Wittrock

Peter “Finn Wittrock” is a 5’9 scorpio male with dark hair, blue/green eyes, and is 36 years young. He is also my husband, although he has no idea that I truly exist I will still stand by the fact that he IS the love of my life. I WILL STILL STAND BY THIS FACT ALTHOUGH HE IS A FATHER AND IN A COMPLETELY DEVOTED MARRIAGE, it doesn’t matter. Finn I am in deep love with you🧏🏻 ♀️

Friend: Hey y/n who’s finn wittrock?
Me: God.

by FinnWittrockLover July 29, 2021