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Wingyan is a pretty and kind girl who has a low self esteem. She is known by everyone in the class but is not part of the popular groups and only has a few friends. Most people in the class will either fall for her or wish to be like her, especially her friends. She is also friends with the best and funniest people who can make her smile in just an instant! She loves her friends very much and feels very comfortable around them. Wingyan is also a very sarcastic girl who likes making jokes very easily. She is good at sports and likes to draw and usually beats herself up when she fails. She also likes tea, preferably green tea. She either has no siblings or has too many. Over text, she prefers her nickname to be ‘wy’.
Hey is wingyan from your class? whats her number( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by get deez nutted September 28, 2021
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Psychic Wingmannery

When you can just tell that a friend of yours is in trouble with a girl and you're not physically around to help out. You help him via text message or other medium to make sure he gets where he needs to be with said girl.
Using my psychic wingmannery I could tell my boy Robbie was struggling with this girl, so I sent him a text to ask about one of her friends for me.
by Dr. Craig April 14, 2009
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Wing Man

1) The partner of the Gunner (the main guy)
2) Wing Man and Gunner's Objectives: Get Laid whenever and where-ever at any cost.
3) Second in command to the Gunner
4) A wing man helps the Gunner get laid
5) The duties of the Gunner and Wing Man are to get laid as often as possible.
6) The Gunner gets laid more often.
7) Gunner and Wing Man positions are interchangeable.
8) Wing Man will do anything in his power to achieve thier objectives.
My friend acts as a wing man everytime we go to clubs. He takes care of the fugly friend or the fat chick while I get the hot chick.
by UCidiot April 20, 2003
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WingMa'am

A female, who in a party or bar environment who takes the roll as "Wingman".

If trained properly the Wingma'am can not only occupy the "fat friend" BUT also gain the trust of the target "hot one" and said fatty faster, and with more cunning then any Wingman. Females cling to other females because they are all usually untrusting of males.

TACTICS:

Examples of WingMa'am tactics:

(for ease of understanding we will assume it is just you and your Wingma'am, and your target is a hot little number who's dick finding attention is engulfed by the low self esteem of her fat and/or ugly slamhog of a friend.)

1:Enter bar/party, find hottie and piggy, send wingma'am out on a scouting mission ie. eves drop to gather intel like marital situation, likes and dislikes, cup size, what ever tickles your pickle. You then walk by all three ladies (yer ma'am, the hottie and little miss piggy) making sure you can be seen, and yer ma'am will keep an eye on your targets expression as you pass. Your ma'am can then text you if she thinks you have a shot. OR you can have your ma'am pretend to check you out as well and make up some crazy shit about having heard about you having a huge pecker and or are a champ in the sack.
WingMa'am Basic Guidelines:

Always treat your wingma'am like a proper lady, she will get you laid more then you can believe. Pregame with her, fix her car, walk her dog. NEVER BANG THE WINGMA'AM! NEVER EVER!!!

There may an instance where you're ex ma'am or bi ma'am may find herself so intoxicated (and tired of talking about your junk and not getting a slice). That they might want to thank you (in their own special way ;) ) for the oil change and the dog walks... This is VERY RARE!! and usually ends up in failure. IE by the time you get back to your crib they aren't as drunk and start to 2nd guess proposed trey way! DON'T TRY TO FORCE IT!, it just shows bad character! But then again you could possibly have a memorable evening/early morning. So take that as you will. But always remember this,

Rules are a lot like vagina's, they are ment to be broken.
by Jay Ownz September 28, 2010
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Wirgman

Slang for a person who can't understand anything unless it involves playdough. Wirgmans often look like the aliens in the classic film Signs.
'Don't be such a Wirgman' meaning don't be such an invalid
by Merle Jackson April 18, 2010
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wingdangdoodle

ur wang ; a word that I heard on the show Futurama; used by Fry, a funny word for the male member aka penis
Bender: Hey Fry, I didn't know an ice box could be a handy wang holder.
Fry: Ahh !!! No !!! I would like to hold on to my wingdangdoodle.
Lrr, Leader and Ruler of Omicron Perseii 8 : Harvest The Human Horn !!! Now !!!
by Thiago Lira May 17, 2006
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wingmanship

simlar to the term friendship, wingmanship is the term used to denote co-operative and supportive behavior between two or more men at social gatherings such as bars, clubs, and/or parties for the mere purpose of scoring a hottie; the relationship between the two is called a wingmanship.
last night, aaron and alan scored some awesome babies because they have a great wingmanship.
by aaron.son March 16, 2008
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