windy city rumbler

an earthquake in chicago

Cammy B was in the middle of masturbating his uncle when came the windy city rumbler, which had no effect on Cammy B on the account that he lives in Colorado, not Chicago. So he just continued stroking away gleefully.

by Bobby, Bobby Smo November 12, 2006

chicago windy city

the chicago windy city is where the man farts a big nasty one in his partner's mouth and said partner proceeds to blow it back in the man's face.

Dan: Yeah dude... I totally gave her the chicago windy city.
Mark: She really blew it back in your face?
Dan: Hell yeah she did.

by Face First July 14, 2006

Windy city apple turnover

When semen is farted out after anal sex, with little poo pieces mixed in.

Hey man don't touch that wall, it got sprayed last night with a windy city apple turnover.

by Youdidwhat May 29, 2009

windy city mud flap

2 gays fucking and their balls sacks are smacking.

Ed and I got together last night for some windy city mud flap.

by Poopie boobies November 29, 2016

windy flaps o zwirnor

large dangling beef curtains which sway in even the slightest breeze, generally encrusted and smelling of fish.

Christ that fat lass has the windy flaps o zwirnor

by Most of the Scottish Regiments May 7, 2008

windy as a two-headed queer

1. Used to describe especially windy conditions. Compares high wind speeds to the perceived, or stereotypical, talkativeness of a male homosexual. Times two. Offensive to some homosexuals without a sense of humor.

Jay: How is the weather there?"
Bob: "The sun is shining, but it's windy as a two-headed queer."

by jcodya December 22, 2009

Windy pie with the crust off

Nothing - no pie, no crust.

Used as a comical response to a question about what’s for dinner etc.

Daughter: Hey Dad, what’s for dinner?
Dad: Windy pie with the crust off.

by Greenbook October 12, 2018