Crying Werewolf

When a man shaves his pubes onto his partner’s face and ejaculates upon the mound of hair, forming what appear to be pearlescent teardrops

Bro, this tinder girl I met up with last night was a straight freak, she asked me to give her a Chinese Shrinky Dink but I didn’t have any hot mustard, so she settled for a Crying Werewolf. My crotch is going to be itching for weeks while my pubes grow back.

by Eric Beifman December 22, 2018

anal werewolf

A person who is obsesssed with anal sex

YO MAN, YOU ARE A ANAL WEREWOLF

by Independent werewolf October 15, 2022

Nutsuck Werewolf

The one person in your town who is a nut suck tickling werewolf. Every full moon they strike and make you feel tickles in your nuts forever or until you blow ur head off.

If think Larry got the nutsuck werewolf last night.

by WordRapist January 22, 2023

Gay Werewolf

A person with the ability to fart on purpose.

Tom can fart on purpose, making him a gay werewolf.

by seanjb89 April 8, 2025

Christmas Werewolf

When your significant other turns crazy and aggressive around Christmas time

My partner is super aggressive during Christmas time, it's like they turned into the Christmas Werewolf

by Willys Wonka November 14, 2025

white wine werewolf

Woman who can't handle her drink and turns vile after one glass too many.

Laura slagged off everyone, started a fight, then fell asleep on the condiments table in the pub. After 3 bottles she turned into a right white wine werewolf. Pisshead

by mac27 April 29, 2014