Wedding guy

wedding guys a group of single guys who attend a wedding just looking for a good time

Dave the wedding guys are moving near your sister.

by Lew2016 October 24, 2016

Wedding Mouse

A tampon that was thrown across the room in a fit of passion during one's wedding night only to be found a year (or more) later and mistaken for the decaying corpse of a mouse.

Uncle Smelly jumped at the sight of the wedding mouse in terror, only realizing it was their own.

by kaielforawhile March 25, 2021

Weeding Beauty

The person who falls dead asleep ( like sleeping beauty ) as soon as they get the slightest bit Stoned.

“Hey man, why are you not smoking weed tonight?”

“Na, I’m not. I’ll get really tired if I smoke weed”

“Oh ! You’re a Weeding Beauty. That’s all good”

by Ivy MacNeil May 20, 2021

The Wedding Ring.

To clean out your foreskin and throw the nasty in a girls mouth.

Hey man that girl likes when i give her the wedding ring.

by DeLarsh January 14, 2009

Indian Wedding

Describes hot weather or a warm stagnant room.

"Whoa, it's a real Indian Wedding in here." - sweaty guy.

by J.J. Abraham October 14, 2014

taint welding

To reach a point of stress, anticipation, or engaging an act that is so extreme that you clench the cheeks of your buttocks together so tightly, that your taint is effectively welded together.

John was driving so recklessly that Steve was taint welding in the passenger's seat

by TK42FUN May 4, 2015

courthouse wedding

A wedding that is often without a large ceremony, if any, and held inside a courthouse. Usually done when both people are poor. This amounts to both parties just signing the marriage documents.

"Jill and I are having a courthouse wedding because we're poor."

by Dioxylin July 12, 2017