Phil Webster

A mix between Dr. Phil and Webster's Dictionary. In other words, a fucking know-it-all.

Keith: Did you meet Tim at the party last night?
Mathew: Yes. He is a Phil Webster.
Keith: What do you mean?
Mathew: Every story I told, he had been there, done that, and knew more about it than me.

by Buster Morecock July 15, 2010

Webster

One who is proficient in the arts of web surfing and information retrieval.

Websters are known for their ability to find information on a variety of topics, ranging from celebrity gossip to videos of people doing stupid things on the internet.

Some do this professionally.

No relation to the dictionary.

That Tosh is one hip webster.

by SenpaiFry September 7, 2010

Webster

noun; proper noun; One who, according to third person accounts,; spends one heck of alot of time on theweb, searching, or playing, or composing, or devoloping a web site or all of the above etc... or more.

Woodtick #1: "Terry spent all day on his computer."
Woodtick #2: "yeah...he's turnin into a Webster

by terryzz February 24, 2009

A Webster

Responding to an insult by rephrasing it as a question, then redirecting the insult back to the original aggressor, only louder.

Aggressor: "You're a jerk!"

Respondent: "I'm a jerk? YOU'RE A JERK!"

Aggressor: "Don't pull a Webster!"

by Lynne Burke October 4, 2007

Webster Groves High School

A small public school in the heart of a wonderful town, Webster Groves. Sure, we’re not the first school that comes to mind when you think of “money”. But reality is that we make up for it with Friday night basketball, the All Write festival, the mr Webster pageant, acapella concerts, and so much more. Go statesmen!

Yes, I go to Webster Groves High School and no, I won’t tell you what a statesman is.

by autumnvee June 2, 2019

webster

to completely fuck up in life and become a dentist or "DR.FAGGETT" when all along longing to become a machinist.

my life is a fucking webster, boy i sure webster'd this shit up

by germancutioner November 5, 2010

M-Webstar

A cool ass nigga who often buys porn and goes to a tanning place to get his slightly defined muscles more defined.

Yo, M-Webstar is so hot, but he has a case of the shitsy poo, what a darsh

by D-Money December 20, 2004