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Wanky

Wow dude that is so wanky
by shu ujigawa August 5, 2021
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wanky

i mean, just… wanky.”
by sweetladykissessss May 19, 2021
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Wanky

A short turn for a boys genitals.
I’ve got a small wanky.
by Just a random 52 year old August 26, 2021
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WANKY SPANKY

When you wake up and decide to spank the monkey until you wanky all over him!
Person 1: Hey, I woke up and had to spank the monkey!

Person 2: Bro, me toooo!

Person 1: It wankied everywhere, even in my mouth!
Person 2: YUMMY!
Person 2: Boi give me some of that!
Person 2: Can we WANKY SPANKY together tonight?
by wet_monkey696969 July 26, 2025
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"That dude needs a good angry hanky panky wanky spanky!", "I don't want an angry hanky panky wanky spanky.."
by Sir Phill Philip Philips September 6, 2025
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Wanky dots

The tiny, overly fancy sauce dots or decorative smears chefs put on a plate to make food look “fine dining” - when really it’s just trying too hard.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.

Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.
“Forget the wanky dots - give me more mash.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”
by Chefskiss October 9, 2025
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Thanky Wanky

The cookiecore way to say "thank you" or "thank you so much". In social media, after saying " thanky wanky", they add the silly emoticon :3
Thanky wanky vania mania kid :3
by Mrs. Cookiecore February 20, 2025
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