Wanky arse

A mate who can’t admit a man cum over his pants while asleep
Lenny has a wanky arse after his mate shot his white goo over his pants and he liked it
by Whitelines84 February 25, 2023
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Spanky Wanky

When your friends are naughty and you have to learn them a lesson.
"Did you fail your history exam?"
"Yes..."

"Naughty girl, time for a spanky wanky"
by Mrellisisahunk March 31, 2021
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Spanky wanky

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.
Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.
by Steven Stephalonavich October 05, 2021
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Wanky bridge

When you get a hand job on a busy city bridge
Marcus loves a wanky bridge, especially in Chester
by Owens wan kenobi July 20, 2021
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Wanky blanky

When your at post drinks, and you jerk it off under the group blanket.
Ahh will! You having a Wanky blanky?
by Peanut1788 June 25, 2019
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Hanky wanky

When someone over the age of 50 jerks off into their hanky
Man 1.im so horny but I’m at my nieces kindergarten

Man2. I know, just do a hanky wanky
by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 September 02, 2020
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danky wanky

its a fat retarded man that likes to eat meth named muhazz or muha
that fat man was danky wanky dave
by bigbooooooooosbs June 09, 2022
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