whack the walrus

Jerking Off.....

he was really whacking thwe wlarus

by chillman350 October 22, 2003

Walks like Wilma

A phrase for taking the piss out of excessively effeminate men, inspired by the oddly camp way Wilma and Betty walk on the TV cartoon show The Flintstones.

He thinks hes STRAIGHT ACTING!! Jeez louise, he Walks Like Wilma!

by ..WiL May 19, 2005

Spitting Walrus

When a male cums into a females mouth and before she can swallow, pinchs her nose and the middle of her lips together so she coughs causing the cum to spit out the corners of her mouth forming the walrus tusks.

Steve: Hey Dave I totally gave a girl the spitting walrus last night.
Dave: Well done sir!

by Slinky30 July 8, 2006

Portland Walrus

During intercourse, just before ejaculation, the woman bites the head of the mans penis.

She gave me a Portland Walrus during our make-up sex, it left marks!

by L. Roman July 15, 2006

Queefy Walrus

A large, blonde, snaggle toothed, buttfucker that uses his mouth as a cockholster and only sticks his little love sniper into males of any species.

His main diet is creamy crotch crickets and snaggle tooth sperm spiders.
He would like nothing better than to spit on your asshole for lube and fuck you in true Queefy Walrus fashion. His only enjoyment is total anal annihilation!

Dude dont bend over and pick up that dollar with the Queefy Walrus standing behind you. I mean look at him, he is slobbering all over his tusks and staring at your ass!

by Shadow Warrior1 November 19, 2010

Money Talks; Bullshit Walks

Money is what we receive for investing energy (work). Bullshit costs nothing, though it might sound good, but has no real concern. At the end of the day, it's investment of energy that really accomplishes things- or REALLY TALKS. Bullshitters make themselves sound good, and then walk on.

Money Talks; Bullshit Walks -Good politicians are those that provide the infrastructure to make something work that really achieve results. those that just talk the talk about various issues, all too often to make themselves sound good without achieving anything.

by TeddyB December 24, 2009

Walrus Paw

Extreme camel toe that creates a "w" shape and turns the pussy blue

That girl had a fat walrus paw

by Cellucci November 30, 2018