Wigglet

a white fat midget that poses as a black person

you little fucking wigglet

by weeeenie July 3, 2007

the wiggles

A wildly popular Australian musical group that targets toddlers, fashioned after The Monkees and H.R. Pufnstuff. The characters are played by attractive middle-aged men, which also appeals to the mothers of the toddlers. Often assumed as gay by those outside their target audience (the fact that their target audience is of an age that doesn't comprehend sexual orientation makes the issue irrelevant; however four of them are married with children - yet another facet that makes them attractive to moms).

Greg and Anthony Wiggle never go out into the audience during a Wiggles concert because they might cause a stampede of horny moms.

Although their songs have names such as "Rock-A-Bye Your Bear," and "Can You Point Your Fingers And Do The Twist," The Wiggles have produced some of the best contemporary pop music.

by Eyris September 22, 2006

Waggie

1. n. Greater than swaggy; the awesomeness that is a person's (or a dog's) swag but just isn't enough to call it 'swag'. Derived from the English (UK). Too legit to quit.

"Oh man check out Benson!" "Yeah bro he's got too much Waggie" #BensonsgotWaggie

by earthtoDee July 19, 2012

Wagget

1.) Australian slang for a wanking fagget.
2.) A cross between a fagget and a wanker.

Nick Marwe is a Wagget!

by Dylan Garwood May 20, 2003

wiggle pigs

n. A synonym for white ladies' breasts. Imagine two little pink piglets squirming and jiggling around. They might look like a pair of C- to D-cup tits.

Hey, baby, how about you lose that shirt and let me play with your wiggle pigs.

by SkidMarkyMark April 30, 2010

Wiggle My Squiggle

This phrase means "whatever excites you", "whatever make you tick", sometimes used as expressing "whatever sets off the penis".

<robot>hentai doesn't wiggle my squiggle

by robot September 14, 2005

Wiggler 3000

a magical dildo with the ability to make those over the age of 50 trying to cram junk up in it feel young again. it also makes anything it touches have that "new car smell"

-mrs. chown is rompin off on that wiggler 3000.
-man your minge is gettin a little fishey, stuff a wiggler up in it

by the mur as himself January 13, 2009