wtf

two meanings:

1. what the fuck

2. want to fuck

cheryl - ha ha, i like cheese
kimberly - ok, wtf?
cheryl - I AM NOT A LESBIAN, LIKE OMG!

kimberly - i mean what the fuck.
cheryl - oh, ok. i tought you meant want to fuck, lol

by .x<3?x. May 31, 2011

wtf

Stands for...

1. What the fuck

2. Why the face, a school-appropriate way to say 'What the fuck'.

Person 1: Hey, i heard that the guy you like is gay!

Person 2: WTF! What the fuck!

Teacher: NO BAD LANGUAGE!

Person 2: Sorry! Why the face! I really liked him!

by WHY THE FACE! October 27, 2009

wtf

where's the food.

who taped frank?
why's that furry?

you are at a party & you cant find the food :
wtf?

by aniggawidabrain December 3, 2011

wtf

wtf:what tom-foolery

normally used by the discerning gentleman in place of more boorish terms.

Gentleman 1:Good evening gents, shall we have a gander at this picture of a fat ugly emo lesbian mexican wrestler with hooks for hands?

Gentleman 2:What-ho, sounds like a smashing idea.

Gentleman 3:I say gents wtf is this.

by LDE January 4, 2008

wtf

whack the frog as said on a spin off of yugioh the abridged series created by littlekuriboh.

like weevil,wtf means like,whack the frog or something.....

by mac_money October 9, 2006

wtf

An acronym standing for "What The Fuck" widely used on all IM programs, chat rooms, phone texting, and e-mail. Often used when something is so compleatly wrong on all levels that the only way to respond to it is to scream obsenities at your computer screen.

"b-ballpwner123: i like to grow my hair out so when it gets long enough i can put it in my anus...
i<3soccer666: wtf?"

by onionbuskut (the famous) February 4, 2008

wtf

Used in texting to say what the fuck

Jack wtf did u send me

by brahhh May 4, 2015