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cock wrestling

The act of wrestling another male with one's genitalia. Generally, the larger the penis, the more leverage one gains over the opponent, enabling a swift victory.
Dude, we had the best cock wrestling tournament ever yesterday. Johnny totally destroyed us all with his 17 incher.
by MaulPerton August 23, 2008
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Throw Wrestling

An American form of wrestling used as excercise, sport and self-defense. Also called Stand-Up Wrestling or Balance Wrestling. There are NO ground techniques in this style (although most masters are ALSO masters of Submission Wrestling).

Usually practiced outside on a nice, thick, green, cut and raked lawn.

OBJECT: Throw the other person to the ground with you not touching the ground at all except for your feet. Every time one person touches the ground with anything other than their feet, the other person gets a point. There are three rounds. Even if one person wins both of the first two rounds, there is still a third round for statistical purposes. Both sport and self-defense training require three round matches.
American Throw Wrestling is very similar to the Japanese Aikido except that most Aikido practicioners only do co-operative training rather than competitive sparring.

Throw wrestling is all about competition.

An Aikido master might THINK he can defend himself, but a Throw Wrestling master KNOWS he can!
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Wasting Light

The Foo Fighters 7th album. And their best. It has few slow songs, and all of the songs are very fast and awesome. The two hit singles are Rope and Back and Forth. Here's the track listing...
1) Bridge Burning
2) Rope
3) Dear Rosemary (featuring Krist Novelic from Nirvana)
4) White Limo
5) Arlandria
6) These Days
7) Back and Forth
8) A Matter of Time
9) Miss the Misery
10) I Should Have Known
11) Walk
Sean: This music is AWESOME!!! What album is it?
Sean: Wasting Light
by The_Straight-Edge_Donkey July 6, 2011
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Wrestling Soup

Gay orgy in which grown men are naked and huddled around a wrestling buddy (a plush toy with the likeness of Ultimate Warrior and Hulk Hogan from the WWE). The occupants then proceed to vigorously beat off the man to their left to the point of ejaculation, while aiming for the face of said "wrestling buddy". The last ejaculator then scrapes and "rings out" the contents of said "plush toy" into the mouth of the last "masterbator". Once the masterbator is finished devouring the contents, he is then expected to show common courtesy and buy the other recipients a vanilla soft serve from the local Golden Corral.
I cant believe that Wrestling Soup. It took 40 minutes to get Anon to spunk all over that Warrior buddy.
by Golden Corral November 7, 2010
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Wasting Time

what most people do on this site, while giving bullshit definitions or definitions which don't make any sense; with horrible punctuation, and run on sentances with no grammer. The context of these definitions are usually opinion based and racist, or simply hateful on a certain person whom is most likely better off than them; or banging someone much hotter.
Mike Jones
1)i fucking hate this guy omgomg somene plz tell him he sucks like seriously what a lazy rapper!!L0L!1omg
2)who is mije kones lolzz!11
by lil wyte January 26, 2005
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Thigh Wrangling

When a man of obscene girth can no longer reach his penis to masturbate, he will simply use his inner thighs until orgasm is achieved.
If a fat man is sweating and out of breath while sitting at his desk, he has been 'Thigh Wrangling'.
by PinkGuru December 31, 2008
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mud-wrestling

a pool of mud in which two beutiful women wrestle each other
i'm of to the mud-wrestling contest
by Daniel October 15, 2002
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