wood wash

To have oral sex performed on the penis.

Dude, the stripper gave me one serious wood wash

by the cam September 21, 2005

wood delivery

On instance of a very regular and frequent schedule of sexual encounters between a male and their current partner.

He's at her place every day makin' wood deliveries.

by hactar May 1, 2003

wood rail

a girl that you would rail (fuck ruthlessly)

damn that girl is a wood rail

by trevor March 9, 2003

Wood Varnish

A shiny cock and ball sack after receiving an exceptionally wet and slobbery blow job. Usually requires wipe up with doddle rag, sock or towel.

Roger's girlfriend gives the wettest, sloppiest head. It always leaves him dripping with Wood Varnish.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

Wood Hockey

the act of two or more men slapping their cocks together.

hey terry, wanna go upstairs and play a few rounds of wood hockey?

by duke1776 April 23, 2008

Wood Bait

When you think a girl is really hot and she is bait for boners.

Jessica Aba is wood bait.

by Your mom is wood bait August 21, 2009

wood age

A hypothetical time period when humans didn't use stone as their main tools.
Also a stage of cultural development where no one uses stone tools.

The botocudo Indians of south america used absolutely no stone implements at all, rather their tools were fashioned from bamboo and plant fibers. Because of the lack of stone useage, they were in the wood age, even lower than the Paleolithic.

by happyatcommonsense March 7, 2015