Sloppy Whopper

When you go to the drive-through at Burger King and you ask for a Whopper with nothing on it but the meat patty, some buns and quadruple whatever the legal amount of mayo they're allowed to give you is and you eat that bitch like the Pope eats little boy ass on Sunday evening mass.

"Man I filled that pussy to the brim. It was oozing like a sloppy whopper."

by BigDiddyWillie May 23, 2018

Whopper Hands

Very small hands of any gender. Picture eating a whopper but not being to fully grasp it and it falling because how small your hands are. Refers back to the old burger King commercial where the person eating a whopper had small very small hands.

Snuffy: "You have whopper hands dude."
Snuffy's Boss: "You're fired, gtfo."

by Privatelyowned November 28, 2020

whopper dong

a big ass fuckin dick

sally: “yo that dude had a whopper dong “
jessica: wow

by faggotwithoneg December 21, 2017

Bolly-whopper

Any kind of club or pipe used to hit something or someone with.

Dude you smacked that fish real good with the Bolly-whopper!!!

by BarberG May 6, 2021

whopper cocker

Slang; Hobknocker.
Def: An individual that eats Burger King during intercourse.

The whopper cocker was very tired after a long day of work.

by Captain Cooler December 13, 2016

swamp whopper

Is that big decomposing shit just sittin at the bottom of the toilet for a long period of time because some ass hole didn't flush.

Who is the asshole that left the swamp whopper in the bathroom.

by Super Steve May 17, 2017

lefty whopper

a BDSM sex act where you are continually kicked on the left (typically non-dominant) side of your body

Him: "You know I think I'm up for that lefty whopper we talked about. Just be gentler than last time please."
Her: "I'm going to make you suffer without leaving a single mark."

by Lexinet January 12, 2023