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Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.
Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!
by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009
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whitlow

A match that has been soaked in an accelerant such as gasoline or kerosine and the dried, that immidiately ignites the entire matchstick when the matchhead is striken. Can be used as a cool bar trick to make fire balls in you hand if you perfect it.
hey lets go make some whitlow's and get free drinks at the bar.
by JA$ONM August 4, 2007
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White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

The times in horrormovies where the characters (who somehow always happen to be white) find themselves in stupid, deadly, or extremely difficult situations that were COMPLETELY avoidable if they had used the common sense that falls under these three categories: 1.) LEAVE IT ALONE 2.) NEVER INVESTIGATE 3.) LISTEN TO THE ADVICE(which is usually to leave something alone)
Amityville Horror-Listen to Advice
Listen white people, if you're seeing bodies and someone or something tells you to get out, DO IT. When the family stayed, it was White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

Paranormal Activity-Listen to Advice
The idiot husband did the opposite of the ADVICE the guy told them. He taunted the spirit, and grabbed a ouji board. White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

The Blair Witch Project-Never Investigate
A rumor is going around, that if you walk into a certain forest, you will get killed. Going to avoid it? Nope! You have to find out exactly what’s going on, on tape. White People Syndrome

Chernobyl Diaries- Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Who’s up for vacationing in creepy abandoned radioactive towns? The white kids! Nuclear fallout =deadly. Do not enter. Stay away. But did they? NO. That’s White People Syndrome

Prometheus-Leave it Alone
If you had left that big mysterious alien infested planet alone white people, life would still be yours. But you HAD to know. (W.P.S)

The Ring-Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Why would you investigate a tape that reputed to be killing people? That is one movie that these characters could have left on the shelf. And who is ‘investigating’ this phenomenon? A white person. Therefore, it’s White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)
by 4ever_GC July 5, 2012
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Polish Tooth Whitening

The act of ejaculating in a chicks butt, dipping your index finger in and having a good swirl (best done left handed). After mixing in the bung hole for a while, you remove your finger now basted in the semen entrenched fecal potion. This is done doggie style so the chick is clueless when you reach around and stick your index finger in her mouth and give her a good Polish tooth whitening. Finish off by wiping your dick on her curtains.
When money is tight or you are too cheap to by generic whitening strips, it's always prudent to give your girlfriend with discolored teeth a good old fashion Polish Tooth Whitening the next time she gets a rogering from behind.
by Bugsy McDingle November 20, 2012
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White girl syndrome

A privileged white girl who has certain tendency's to self diagnose herself with mental illness’s to feel quirky, unique, special, or for attention
White girl: Omg I think I have PTSD!!!
Normal person: Why???
White girl: Because whenever I think of lice my head itches!

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White girl syndrome
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White Blight

Similar to yellow fever, but when a person of color (“POC”) has an extreme preference for the whites.
Another lax bro, Mia? Damn girl, you’ve got a nasty case of white blight!
by Namanjeet June 5, 2021
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White Mexican

A White Mexican is a Mexican of Predominantly European Descent. Most of their ancestors arrived during the colonial period but a further hundreds of thousands have since then immigrated. The largest European contributor in Mexico are the Spanish, followed by the French and then German/Italians/Greeks/Russians/Polish etc. It is estimated by some sources that 20% of Mexico's population is White.
Guy; Are you Italian?
Girl; No, im Mexican!
Guy; WOW, really?
Girl; Yes!
Guy; I though you were White!
Girl; I am, I am a White Mexican!!!
by Koloffon October 13, 2011
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