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whatever bloats your goat

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat"

Idiom meaning, "Do what you will."
You're going to have sex with that chicken? Hey man, whatever bloats your goat.
by The Immanent Eminent Sage December 9, 2004
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whatever tickles your oyster

a different, and funnier, way of saying, "whatever floats your boat..."

usually provoked by some stupid comment by a kind of weird dick-weed.
" oh my God, don't you just love watching the Power Puff Girls 24/7!?!"

"mmm...whatever tickles your oyster"
by vicky-lou-evans December 22, 2005
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Whatever the fuck else

Another way of saying et cetera or etc..
Alright, we need shoes, hats, gloves, glasses and whatever the fuck else! Let's go!
by funnyman21224 April 13, 2011
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Whatever You Want

This is what a man is willing to say (or do) in order to get his dick sucked.
Girlfriend - Hey baby, I'm excited to see you when I get back in town. Could you clean up the house before I get home?
Boyfriend - Whatever you want. As long as I get a blowjob.
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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whatever creams your twinkie

Synonym for "whatever floats your boat".

This is a phrase that often means whatever "soothes your soul" or whatever "works best" Aka- Whatever you feel like doing.
"Stefanielikes Sprite. Whatever creams her twinkie dude".
by Dr. B June 10, 2005
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Whatever McDonalds worker

More commonly abbreviated to wmw, this is used to show that you think the person you are talking to is so low in soceity (a mcdonalds worker) their opinion doesn't matter. Most commonly used at a secondary school level. Can also be used with a hand gesture making a W with both your thumbs and index fingers, then turning it upside down for an M and then back up for a W.
Scabby person: Did you know that jackie fancies you?
Ben: Whatever McDonalds worker
by Rachael Thorn July 27, 2005
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whatever whatever

Basically a cooler way of saying "whatever". Usually used in reply when you REALLY dont care about the subject or topic.
Rob-"hey mike, that bitch said he dont like you"
mike-"whatever whatever then fool, ill fuck him up."
by rob $ April 13, 2005
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