welfare case

An ex-wife who does not work but has a significant alimony judgement in her favor. She has an extraordinary sense of entitlement as she collects a large sum of money from her ex-husband.
My welfare case takes half of my salary each month
by Professor S December 17, 2004
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welfare blackberry

One who possesses no job or other means of income but still has an expensive mobile phone plan. Inevitably this phone plan is funded by welfare benefits.
"Shoot man, your cousin's smart phone is phat! How can she afford that with all those mouths to feed?"

"She uses her government check for that--it's her welfare blackberry."
by dn41360 July 09, 2009
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Welfare Whoreism

A woman's act of breeding with no intention of nurturing fathers basic rights.

Women who play victim in a corrupt justice system in an effort to keep kids away from their father and make financial gains

Any woman who has children with a man then moves them away and files custody packet in any other county that will make it hard to impossible for father to see his children.

Any woman who willfully stays unemployed and continues to rape the welfare system: some while have multiple children with multiple partners.

Your mom
Many fathers are without their kids on fathers day due to such a vast spread of welfare whoreism
by Woninthechamber June 17, 2018
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YouTube Welfare

A welfare system in which a young unemployed adult relies on making YouTube videos in order to earn a livable wage instead of going out and finding a real job.
Steve: Hey Bob, has your kid found a job yet?
Bob: Nope. He on YouTube Welfare and sitting on his ass recording himself playing video games. He thinks he can become a millionaire by playing video games 24/7.
by justmichael October 11, 2016
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Relationship Welfare

Seeking a relationship below one's standards in order to avoid putting forth any effort to find someone better.
Natasha: Why does he use such lame come ons?

Jake: he's looking for someone thats as ghetto as he is so he doesnt HAVE to exert any effort.. its like relationship welfare
by Smitten_Kitten_13 August 25, 2010
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welfare pimp

A man that lives off of women with public assistance
You laying up in that lady house not paying any bills living off of food stamps n housing you a welfare Pimp
by Shanaia September 17, 2018
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Welfare Mic

To have excessive background noise that can be heard through your headset during in-game chat, usually a symptom of being on welfare.
Dude, mute your fucking headset. You’re welfare mic’ing hard.
by SneakyPorchSpook April 18, 2020
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