wilford warfstache

A smol innocent bean that will kill you at any moment if he wants and nobody will stop him

Except his boyfriend Dark

Me: Wilford Warfstache is so smol and precious
Friend: How?
Me: He murders people but he's so cuuuutttteeee <3

by Hellp I'm trash January 20, 2018

that's what the government wants you to think

You can respond to any statement with this phrase.

Friend 1 "This song is so good!!!"

Friend 2 "That's what the government wants you to think"

by I is phunny June 16, 2014

Tom Waits

An artist that writes great songs that are covered by artists like the Eagles and Rod Stewart, yet still remains in the background of mainstream music.

see Tommy the Cat

My favorite Tom Waits album is Bone Machine.

by JohnnyT October 10, 2004

blade wars

The name posterity will give to our current time period, characterised as it is not so much by global warming or religious terrorism, but by the constant battle between rival razor manufacturers to see how many blades they can fit on their next generation shaving tool. It may yet prove to be the bloodiest conflict of all time.

Citizen of the year 2085: My Mom's so old, she even remembers what "DVD"s are! I mean, they were popular way back during the blade wars!

by John Doom October 18, 2006

Subscriber Wars

A channel in YouTube that owns a well-known stream about PewDiePie vs T-Series subscriber race to 100M. He was originally a moderator from the channel Social Blade. He gained independence gradually so he asked for permission to run a stream with the Social Blade chart.
Used when SW is on the stream and you talk with him.

Someone: Heyo (Subscriber Wars) how r u? SW: I'm fine thnks

by MissingNo. 12 April 22, 2019

Steve Walts

A man who is God-like in every way possible. Steve Walts is an outstanding piano player and always comes through with Code Reds. Whoever disrespects him will get jumped from students from either Hylton, Garfield, or Forest Park.

PWCS Kid 1: Ugh i don' want to go to school tomorrow

PWCS Kid 2: Yo!! Check Steve Walts's twitter. NO SCHOOL TOMORROW !!
PWCS Kid 1: Yup, Steve Walts is the GOAT

by jashe fortnite k-poop January 27, 2020

Streaming wars

The term that was coined in late-2010s to discuss new era of competition between video streaming services such as Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, Hulu, HBO Max, Disney+, Apple TV+, and Peacock.

"Streaming wars are basically the successors to the disc format war and the videotape format war." - Some person

by Ryan900USAYT April 20, 2022